關(guān)于搞笑英語對話劇本
關(guān)于搞笑英語對話劇本
英語綜合語言運(yùn)用能力的培養(yǎng)要求學(xué)生多接觸多運(yùn)用英語。情景對話為學(xué)生學(xué)英語搭建了平臺,構(gòu)建了語言環(huán)境。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了關(guān)于搞笑英語對話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于搞笑英語對話篇一
Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
老師正在講課，彼得打起瞌睡來了。
Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?
老師：彼得!你說說，世界上什么最大?
Peter: Well, well....eyelids....
彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮……
Teacher: What?Eyelids?
老師：什么?眼皮?
Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.
彼得：是的，老師。因?yàn)槲已劬σ婚]，眼皮就把世界上所有的東西都遮住了。
關(guān)于搞笑英語對話篇二
the squad were having "visual training". one smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied：
班里正在進(jìn)行“視力訓(xùn)練”。一個(gè)聰明伶俐的新兵被班長叫出來數(shù)遠(yuǎn)處曠野上采掘隊(duì)的人數(shù)。采掘隊(duì)在很遠(yuǎn)的地方，那些人看起來只是一些小點(diǎn)兒。但是這個(gè)新兵毫不猶豫地回答。
"sixteen men and a sergeant , sir."
“十六個(gè)兵外加一個(gè)中士，長官。”
"right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"
“正確，可是你怎么知道那兒有一個(gè)中士?”
"he's not doing any digging, sir."
“他不干活，長官。”
關(guān)于搞笑英語對話篇三
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.
旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。
"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."
“沒關(guān)系”，他說，“我最想要的東西是你的愛、忠貞和溫順”。
Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
媽媽沉思片刻后回答說，“我寧愿給你買一件禮物”。
關(guān)于搞笑英語對話篇四
a little boy asked his father, "daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
一個(gè)小男孩問他的父親，“爸爸，要花多少錢才能結(jié)婚呢?”
and the father replied, "i don't know, son, i'm still paying."
“我也不知道，我現(xiàn)在還在交錢。”父親回答。
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