2人幽默英語對話

　　下面是學習啦小編整理的2人幽默英語對話，希望對大家有幫助。

　　2人幽默英語對話1：

　　男: This seat empty?(這個座位是空的吧?)

　　女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。)【我立馬走人】

　　男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方見過你?)

　　女：Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.(是的。這就是為什么我不再去那個地方的原因。)【我不想和你有任何交集】

　　男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎?)

　　女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。這個周末我頭疼)【^_^頭疼也是可以預約的】

　　男：Can I have your name?(我能知道你的名字嗎?)

　　女：Why? Don''t you already have one? (為什么?你不是已經(jīng)有一個了嗎?)

　　男：I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。)

　　女：I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科醫(yī)生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。)【長的真丑】

　　男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能讓你非常快樂。)

　　女：Why? Are you leaving?(是嗎?你是說你要離開?)【你能離開就是對我的仁慈】

　　2人幽默英語對話2：

　　男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?

　　女:Sure.

　　男:What is your father’s name?

　　女:Happy!

　　男:Then, What is your mother’s name?

　　女:Smile!

　　男:Are you joking?

　　女:No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff?

　　男:Of course not.

　　女:Go ahead.

　　男:OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, I'm going to start a

　　band. Will you join us?

　　女:Sure, Ben. I'd love to be in a band

　　男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play? I heard that you can play piano very well.

　　女:Piano? I don't play an instrument actually.

　　男:What are you good at?

　　女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics.

　　男: So do I. Who else do you think can join us?

　　女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one.

　　男:Really? What does he like?

　　女:He prefers quiet music.

　　男:Good. How about Harry? He plays the guitar, doesn’t he?

　　女:Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco .

　　男:That's OK. I often go to disco with my friends.

　　女:You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music?

　　男:Why not?

　　女:What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben?

　　男:Oh, I like music that I can dance to.

　　But we have one problem with our band

　　女:what is it?

　　男:I'm not a musician and I can't sing.

　　女:Are you joking?

　　男:No, that’s your sister’s name. Just now I was kidding.

　　女:Well, that makes sense?!

　　2人幽默英語對話3：

　　前臺小姐：“you have what thing?”

　　你有什么事

　　老外：“can you speak english?” 你能說英語嗎

　　前臺小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”如果我沒在說英語，那我在說什么?

　　老外：“can anybody else speak english? ”有沒有其他人會說

　　前臺小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”你自己看看，所有的人都在玩，沒有人有時間，你可以等，你等，你不等，隨你。

　　老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”上帝，這有人會說英語嗎

　　前臺小姐：“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”叫什么叫，安靜一點，你在這里有什么事

　　老外：“i want to speak to your head.”我想要跟你的上司講。

　　前臺小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”頭不在，你明天來。