The Perfect Solution

　　President Shrub was flying over the U. S. with hisstaff.

　　Suddenly he got a brilliant inspiration:

　　"You know, I think I'll just throw a fifty-dollar bill out the window and make somebody happy. "

　　"MrPresident,why don't you throw out five ten-dollar bills and make five people happy?"

　　suggested his celebrated Secretary of State Vice President Partridge caught on.

　　“Golly,Mr.President, why don' t you throw fifty singles and make fifty people happy?"

　　The pilot turned around and said, "Why don’t you just throw yourself out the window and make everybody happy?"

　　完美解決之道

　　史拉伯總統(tǒng)和他的幕僚正搭機(jī)橫越美國(guó)上空。

　　忽然間他心中突發(fā)奇想，

　　“我想由窗口扔一張五十元美鈔下去，讓某個(gè)人高興一下。”

　　“總統(tǒng)先生，您為什么不丟五張十元的鈔票讓五個(gè)人高興呢?”

　　著名的國(guó)務(wù)卿建議道。

　　副總統(tǒng)派翠基接著說(shuō)：“啊，總統(tǒng)先生，您為什么不丟五十張一元鈔票，好讓五十個(gè)人高興呢?”

　　這時(shí)飛機(jī)駕駛員轉(zhuǎn)身說(shuō)道：“為什么你不把自己丟出窗外，好讓每個(gè)人都高興呢?”