搞笑的英文笑話
搞笑的英文笑話
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搞笑英文笑話1：
One day,Eve asked Adam,"Do you really love me?
一天，夏娃問亞當(dāng)：“你當(dāng)真愛我嗎?”
Adam said helplessly, "Do I have any other choice?"
亞當(dāng)無可奈何地回答：“我還有別的選擇嗎?
搞笑英文笑話2：
a guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of thei head with a frying pan. he asks, "what was that for ?"she says, " i found a piece of paper in your pocket with'betty sue' written on it.' ha says, "jeez,honey, 'betty sue'was the name of the horse i bet on.h she shrugs and walks away.
一個(gè)家伙正在看報(bào)紙，他的妻子走到他身后，用一只煎鍋敲他的后腦勺。他問道：“這是為什么?”她說：“我在你口袋里發(fā)現(xiàn)了一張寫有‘betty sue’的紙條。"他說：¨哎呀，親愛的，‘bettysue’是我賭的那匹馬的名字。口她聳了聳肩，走了。
three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan. he asks, "what was that for?一she answers, "your horse called."
三天后，他正在看報(bào)紙，妻子走到他身后，又用一只煎鍋敲他的后腦勺。他問：這又是為什么?“她答道：-你的馬打電話來了。”
搞笑英文笑話3：
A:What would you do if you find your husband date with another woman?
A：如果你發(fā)現(xiàn)你丈夫與別的女人約會(huì)你會(huì)怎么做?
B:lill open one eye and close one eye.
B：我會(huì)睜一只眼，閉一只眼。
A:How kind you are!
A:你太善良了!
B：No，I'II shoot him!
B：不，我要射死他
搞笑英文笑話4：
Wife talking to her husband ( who reads the newspaper all day):"1 wish l were a newspaper so 1 would be in your hands all day.”
妻子對(duì)整天坐在那里看報(bào)紙的丈夫說：¨我希望我就是報(bào)紙，這樣你就可以整天把我捧在手上了。”
Husband: "1 wish that too,so I could change you daily."
丈夫說：¨我也希望你是報(bào)紙，那樣的話我可以天天換新的。"
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