笑話(huà)一般是短小精悍、句子結(jié)構(gòu)緊湊、運(yùn)用藝術(shù)手段造成巨大的夸張和想象,使矛盾發(fā)展到最尖銳的地步,然后突然得到意外的解決,從而生成強(qiáng)烈的喜劇效果。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的經(jīng)典英文笑話(huà)，歡迎閱讀!

　　經(jīng)典英文笑話(huà)篇一

　　除了音樂(lè)

　　A keen young teacher wanted to intro- duce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"

　　一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學(xué)生多了解一點(diǎn)優(yōu)秀的古典音樂(lè)，就安排了一天下午去聽(tīng)音樂(lè)會(huì)。為了使這次活動(dòng)能給大家留下更深的印象，她請(qǐng)大家喝檸檬汽水，吃點(diǎn)心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家聽(tīng)完音樂(lè)會(huì)后上汽車(chē)回家的時(shí)候，她問(wèn)小薩莉:“你今天玩得好嗎?”

　　"Oh, yes，miss!” said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is.”

　　“噢，好極了，小姐。”薩莉說(shuō)，“除了音樂(lè)其它都很好。”

　　經(jīng)典英文笑話(huà)篇二

　　它們消失了

　　On their first evening in their new home the bride went in to the kitchen to fix drinks. Five minutes later she came back into the living一room in tears.

　　在他們成家的頭一天晚上，新娘子到廚房去弄點(diǎn)喝的。五分鐘后她哭春回到了起居室。

　　"What’s the matter, my angel'?" asked her husband anxiously.

　　“我的天使，你怎么了?”丈夫著急地問(wèn)。

　　"Oh，Derek!” she sobbed. "I put the ice一cubes in hot water to wash them and now they've disappeared!”

　　“噢，得里克!”她哭著說(shuō)，“我把冰塊放在熱水里洗一洗，可現(xiàn)在它們不見(jiàn)了。”

　　經(jīng)典英文笑話(huà)篇三

　　A True Confession真實(shí)的告解

　　A man walks into a confession booth and says,"I have sinned."

　　有一個(gè)男人走進(jìn)告解室說(shuō)：“我犯罪了”。

　　"What did you do?"asks the priest.

　　神父 問(wèn) ：“你做了什么?”

　　"I committed a murder."

　　“我犯了謀殺罪”

　　The priest says,"take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven."

　　神父說(shuō)：“你喝一口圣杯的圣水，你就得饒恕。”

　　A man walks into the confession booth and says ,"I have sinned."

　　有一個(gè)男人走進(jìn)告解室說(shuō)：“我犯罪了”。

　　The priest asks him ,"what did you do?"

　　神父問(wèn)他： “你做了什么?”

　　"I robbed six banks."

　　“我搶了六家銀行”

　　The priest says, "take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven."

　　神父說(shuō)：“你喝一口圣杯的圣水，你就得饒恕。”

　　Another man walks into the confession booth and says ," I have sinned ."

　　另一個(gè)男人走進(jìn)告解室說(shuō)：“我犯罪了”。

　　" What did you do?" asks the priest,

　　神父問(wèn)：“你做了什么?”

　　"I broke the holy cup."

　　“我把圣杯打破了”。

　　經(jīng)典英文笑話(huà)篇四

　　Angry Mummy Bear生氣的熊媽媽

　　Baby bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table .

　　熊寶寶走到樓下坐在他的小餐桌椅上。

　　He looks into his small bowl.It is empty!

　　他窺探著他的小碗。碗是空的。

　　"Who's been eating my porrodge?"he squeaks .

　　他吱吱叫說(shuō)：“誰(shuí)吃了我的麥片粥?”

　　Daddy bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chiar,

　　熊爸爸來(lái)到桌邊坐在他的太椅子上。

　　He looks into his big bowl .It is also empty!

　　他窺探著他的大碗.碗也是空的。

　　"Who is been eating my porridge?"he roars .

　　他太聲吼叫說(shuō)：“誰(shuí)吃了我的麥片粥?”

　　Mummy bear puts her head though the serving hatch from the kitchen and scream .

　　熊媽媽把她的頭從廚房的端菜口伸出來(lái)尖聲叫著：

　　"For God's sake,how many time do we have to go though this? I haven't made the porridge yet!"

　　“看在老天的份上，我們還得忍受這樣子多少次呢?我還沒(méi)做麥片粥啦!”