初中英語(yǔ)課堂笑話

　　笑話一般篇幅不長(zhǎng),有的甚至僅一兩句對(duì)話,但它的語(yǔ)義信息量卻很大,且都能引人捧腹,忍俊不禁。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的初中英語(yǔ)課堂笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　初中英語(yǔ)課堂笑話篇一

　　All In the family都在這一家

　　Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school .

　　八十歲大的 莎莉從學(xué)校把她的成績(jī)報(bào)告卡帶回家。

　　Her marks were good mostly .

　　她的成績(jī)不錯(cuò)，

　　A's and a couple of B'S .

　　大部分都是A，還有幾個(gè)B。

　　However ,her teacher had written across the bottom,

　　可是， 她韻老師在卡片下方寫道：

　　"SALLY is a smart little girl,but she has one fault,

　　“莎莉是個(gè)聰明的小女孩，但是她有一個(gè)毛病。

　　she talks too much in school.I have an idea I am going to try,

　　她在學(xué)校太愛講話。我有一個(gè)想法我要來試試看，

　　which I think may break her of the bad habit."

　　我認(rèn)為.這個(gè)想法可能會(huì)讓她改掉這個(gè)壞習(xí)慣。”

　　Sally's dad signed her report card,

　　莎莉的爸爸簽了她的學(xué)習(xí)報(bào)告卡，

　　putting a note on the back ,

　　并在卡片背面注記：

　　"Please let me know if your idea work on SALLY

　　“如果你的想法對(duì)莎莉很有效，請(qǐng)你讓我知道，

　　because I would like to try it out on her mother."

　　因?yàn)槲蚁胍阉囉迷谒龐寢屔砩稀?/p>

　　初中英語(yǔ)課堂笑話篇二

　　Cooking Class烹飪課

　　One day during cooking class,

　　一天在上烹飪課的時(shí)候，

　　our teacher ,Mrs,Brown,was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces .

　　我們的老師布朗太太正在頌揚(yáng)她：準(zhǔn)備完美醬料的秘訣。

　　When she ordered us to the stoves to the prepare our assignments,

　　當(dāng)她把我們叫到爐子邊作準(zhǔn)備工作時(shí)，

　　she said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons ."

　　她說：“別忘了要用木制的湯匙”。

　　As I stirred my sauce ,

　　當(dāng)我在攪拌醬料時(shí)，

　　I contemplated the physica behind the mystery of the wooden spoon

　　我一直苦思木制湯匙奧秘的背后所隱含的物理原理，

　　and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction.

　　然后認(rèn)定它一定與熱傳導(dǎo)有關(guān)系。

　　I approached Mrs.Brown to test my theory .

　　我走向布朗太太來測(cè)試我'韻理論。

　　"Why wooden spoons?"I asked .

　　我問：“為什么要用木制湯匙呢?”

　　"Because," she replied , "If I Have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging against metal pots ,I will go nuts!"

　　她回答：“因?yàn)椋绻冶仨氉谶@里聽你們?nèi)康慕饘贉着榕榍弥饘俚墓拮?，我?huì)發(fā)瘋喔”。

　　初中英語(yǔ)課堂笑話篇三

　　Faithful Cat忠實(shí)的貓

　　Once upon a time ,a woman had a faithful cat.

　　從前有 個(gè)婦人有一只忠實(shí)的貓。

　　And one day,a guy ran over the cat with his horse drawn carriage.

　　有一天，有個(gè)人用他的馬車將貓輾死。

　　So,the man went to the old woman and said,

　　因此，這個(gè)人就去找這位老婦人說：

　　"I am terribly sorry about your cat.I'd like to replace him."

　　“我對(duì)你的貓感到非常抱歉，我愿意代替它。”

　　"That's so nice of you!" said the old woman,deeply touched.

　　這位老婦人深深地感動(dòng)說：“你真好心呀!”“你抓老鼠的功夫很棒嗎?”

　　"So how good are you at catching mice?"

　　初中英語(yǔ)課堂笑話篇四

　　Laboratory Tests實(shí)驗(yàn)室檢查

　　Two children were sitting outside a clinic.

　　有兩個(gè)小孩子坐在一間診療室外面。

　　One of them was crying very loudly.

　　其中一個(gè)小孩子哭得非常犬聲。

　　2nd Child;Why are you crying?

　　第二位小孩子說：“你為什么哭呀?”

　　1st Child:I came here for blood test.

　　第一位小孩子說：“我來這里驗(yàn)血呀”

　　2nd Child：So?Are you afraid?

　　第二位小孩子說：“那又怎樣?你害怕呀?”

　　1st Child :No .Not that.For the blood test,they cut my finger.

　　第一位小孩子說：“不怕呀，又不是那樣啦。因?yàn)轵?yàn)血的話，他們要割我的手指頭啦。”

　　At this,the second one started crying.

　　一聽到這么說，第二位小孩子就開始哭了，

　　The first one was astonished.

　　第一位小孩子就非常驚訝。

　　1st Child :Why are you crying now?

　　第一位小孩子說：“你現(xiàn)在為什幺哭呀?”

　　2nd Child :I have come for my urine?test!

　　第二位小孩子說：“我來這里微尿液檢驗(yàn)的啦.!”