英語(yǔ)短笑話
笑話是民間文學(xué)的一個(gè)種類,是引人發(fā)笑的民間故事.它以幽默和詼諧的手法,一針見血地揭露出社會(huì)生活的各種矛盾,表現(xiàn)人民的樂(lè)觀主義精神。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的簡(jiǎn)短幽默笑話，歡迎閱讀!
簡(jiǎn)短幽默笑話篇一
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.
在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親：“媽媽，我昨天晚上做了一個(gè)夢(mèng)，夢(mèng)見我通過(guò)了今天的考試。”“不要相信夢(mèng)，親愛的。據(jù)說(shuō)夢(mèng)中的經(jīng)歷通常與現(xiàn)實(shí)相反。”媽媽答道。“那么，我真希望在今晚的夢(mèng)中，我的其他功課都不及格。”湯姆說(shuō)。
簡(jiǎn)短幽默笑話篇二
The Los Angeles Police Department,the FBI,and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are thebest at apprehending criminals.
洛杉磯警察局、聯(lián)邦調(diào)查局和中央情報(bào)局，都想要證明他們最會(huì)逮捕罪犯。
The President decides to give them a test.
于是總統(tǒng)決定要考考他們。
He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
他把一只兔子放進(jìn)森林，而他們每一個(gè)人都必須去抓它。
The CIA goes in.
中央情報(bào)局的人進(jìn)去了。
They place animal informants throughout the forest.
他們?cè)谡麄€(gè)森林里放置了動(dòng)物通報(bào)器。
They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
他們質(zhì)問(wèn)所有的 植物和礦物證人。
After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
就在三個(gè)月的密集調(diào)查之后，他們得到的結(jié)論就是兔子不存在。
The FBI goes in.After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest ,
聯(lián)邦調(diào)查局韻人進(jìn)去了。就在兩個(gè)星期都沒(méi)有線索之后，
killing everything in it,including the rabbit,and they make no apologies.
他們放火把森林燒了，殺光了里面的一切，包括這只，兔子在內(nèi) ，而且他們并沒(méi)有表現(xiàn)出歉意。
The LAPD goes in.They come out two hours later with a baddly beaten bear.
洛杉礬警察局的人進(jìn)去了。兩個(gè)小時(shí)之后，他們帶著一只慘遭嚴(yán)重毆打的熊出來(lái)。
The bear is yelling;"Ok!I am a rabbit!I'm a rabbit!"
這只熊大聲地喊著說(shuō)：“好啦!好啦!我是兔子啦!我是兔子啦!”
簡(jiǎn)短幽默笑話篇三
Idiot Teacher 白癡老師
If there are any idiots in the room,will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher .
喜愛挖苦人的老師說(shuō)：“如果在這間教室里面有白癡，就請(qǐng)站起來(lái)好嗎?”。
After a long silence,one rreshman rose to his feet,
沉默了很久之后，有一名新生就站起來(lái)了。
"Now then mister ,why do you consider yourself an idiot? "enquired the teacher with a sneer.
老師就以譏笑的口氣問(wèn)他：“喂， 先生，你為什么認(rèn)為你自己是個(gè)白癡呀?”
"Well ,actually I don't,"said the student ,"but I hate to see you standing up there all byyourself."
這名學(xué)生說(shuō)：“ 唉呀，實(shí)際上我才不認(rèn)為我是個(gè)白癡呢，而是我很討厭看著你一個(gè)人站在那里啦。”
簡(jiǎn)短幽默笑話篇四
富有的鄰居
Rich neighbor
Peter: Our neighborhood was quite rich
Peter：我們的鄰居非常富有
Thor: How rich was?
Thor：怎么富有了
Peter: The miniature golf course had caddies
Peter：他最小的一個(gè)高爾夫球場(chǎng)都有球童的啊~
簡(jiǎn)短幽默笑話篇五
The Choice of Word
One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said Da-Dy to the baby many times. John felt very happy because he thought his wife chose the word Dady to teach their baby.
During one night several weeks later, John and his wife were waken up by the cry Dady. His wife said to him, Darling, she is calling you. Then she turned to sleep.
選詞
一天下班回家，約翰發(fā)現(xiàn)妻子在搖半歲的女兒，嘴里反復(fù)念道：“爸-爸。”約翰心里感到美滋滋的，他的妻子選擇了“爸爸”這個(gè)詞首先教孩子。
幾周后的一天夜里，約翰和妻子被一陣哭聲驚醒了，“爸-爸!”“她在叫你，親愛的。”妻子說(shuō)，然后翻身竟自睡了。
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