經(jīng)典英文爆笑笑話(huà)大全
在笑話(huà)的翻譯過(guò)程中,由于文化差異,語(yǔ)用歧義以及其他的諸多原因,笑話(huà)翻譯總是很難達(dá)到預(yù)期的效果,也因此很難贏得人們的笑聲。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的經(jīng)典英文爆笑笑話(huà)，歡迎閱讀!
經(jīng)典英文爆笑笑話(huà)篇一
我不想走路回家
Tom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street. And he goes to bed at seven o’clock.
湯姆是一位老人，他喜歡在晚飯后到大街上散步，在7點(diǎn)回來(lái)睡覺(jué)。
But tonight, a car stopped at his house. A policeman helps him get out. He tells Tom’s wife, “The old man couldn’t find his way in the street. He asked me to take him in the car.”
但是，今天晚上一輛小汽車(chē)停在他家門(mén)前，湯姆在一位警察的幫助下走下汽車(chē)。警察告訴湯姆的妻子：“這位老人在街上迷路了，他讓我用汽車(chē)送他回來(lái)。”
After the policeman leaves there, his wife asks, “Tom, you go to the street every night. But tonight you can’t find the way, what’s the matter?”
警察走后：“湯姆，你每天都到那條街上散步，但是今天你迷路了，你怎么了?”
The old man smiles like a child and says, “I couldn’t find my way? I didn’t want to walk home.”
這位老人像孩子般的笑道：“我迷路了?我是不想走路回家。”
經(jīng)典英文爆笑笑話(huà)篇二
Pain Everywhere哪里都痛
A man went to the doctor and explained, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
一個(gè)人跑到醫(yī)生那里，說(shuō)：“醫(yī)生，我碰哪兒，哪兒疼。”
The doctor asked, "What do you mean?"
醫(yī)生問(wèn)，“什么意思?”
The man said, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, the pain is excruciating."
那個(gè)人說(shuō)：“我摸我的肩膀的時(shí)候，真的很疼。摸膝蓋的時(shí)候——哎呀!摸我的前額，真的是鉆心的疼。”
The doctor said, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"
醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“我知道是什么問(wèn)題了——你的手指受傷了。”
經(jīng)典英文爆笑笑話(huà)篇三
a man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. a friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. the weeping one said, the doctor has just told me i'll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life.
一個(gè)男人坐在酒吧里痛哭流淚。一個(gè)朋友走進(jìn)來(lái)問(wèn)他為何如此傷心。那人哭著說(shuō)：剛才醫(yī)生告訴我，在我的余生里都要吃這些藥片。
cheerfully, his friend pointed out that many people have to take tablets every day of their life. sure, came the reply, but he only gave me ten.
他的朋友很輕松地指出，許多人一輩子每天都要吃藥。當(dāng)然，男人回答說(shuō)：但是他只給了我十片。
經(jīng)典英文爆笑笑話(huà)篇四
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said. 在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親：“媽媽?zhuān)易蛱焱砩献隽艘粋€(gè)夢(mèng)，夢(mèng)見(jiàn)我通過(guò)了今天的考試。”“不要相信夢(mèng)，親愛(ài)的。據(jù)說(shuō)夢(mèng)中的經(jīng)歷通常與現(xiàn)實(shí)相反。”媽媽答道。“那么，我真希望在今晚的夢(mèng)中，我的其他功課都不及格。”湯姆說(shuō)。
經(jīng)典英文爆笑笑話(huà)篇五
Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room.
"Doctor," he said, "you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago."
"Good heavens, man!" said the doctor. "Why have you waited so long? Why don't you come to me on the day you swallowed it?"
"To tell you the truth, Doctor," the poor man replied, "I didn't need the money so badly then."
中文翻譯：
一個(gè)看起來(lái)很難受的窮人走進(jìn)大夫的診室。
"大夫!"他說(shuō)，"幫幫我!一個(gè)月前我吞了一分硬幣!"
"天哪，"大夫說(shuō)，"早干嘛去了?你當(dāng)時(shí)怎么不來(lái)看?"
"實(shí)話(huà)告訴您吧，大夫，"窮人說(shuō)，"我當(dāng)時(shí)還不缺錢(qián)!"
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