開(kāi)心一刻英語(yǔ)笑話集錦
開(kāi)心一刻英語(yǔ)笑話集錦
人們?cè)谌粘Ｉ钪薪?jīng)常聽(tīng)到，讀到或自己講述笑話，笑話產(chǎn)生幽默效果而使人發(fā)笑。有很多因素可以導(dǎo)致幽默效果的產(chǎn)生，如說(shuō)話者的語(yǔ)氣，環(huán)境，以及笑話中語(yǔ)言的運(yùn)用。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的開(kāi)心一刻英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
開(kāi)心一刻英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
Allergy (過(guò)敏)
Son: Papa, what' s the meaning of " Like father, like son"?
Father: Bastard. What another scandalous ( 丑惡可恥的，令人反感的) thing have you done in the school?
兒子：爸爸，“有其父必有其子”是什么意思呀?
父親：狗崽子，你在學(xué)校又干什么見(jiàn)不得人的事啦?
開(kāi)心一刻英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
Amnesia (喪失記憶)
A senile (衰老的)actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired (在一定義項(xiàng)上，enquire=inquire,especial=special,evaluation=valuation, resolve=solve) : “How old are you?” The actress said: “ Twenty-two.” So the doctor scribbled (潦草書(shū)寫(xiě)) down on her case history(病歷) : “Amnesia.”
一個(gè)徐娘半老的女演員去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生問(wèn)：“您的年齡?”女演員說(shuō)：“22歲。”于是醫(yī)生在病歷上寫(xiě)道：“喪失記憶。”
開(kāi)心一刻英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
A blind date 相親
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.
和相親對(duì)象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。
Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.
他事先安排了個(gè)朋友給他打電話，這樣他就能借故先離開(kāi)了。
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
當(dāng)他回到桌邊，他垂下眼睛，裝出一副陰沉的表情，說(shuō)：“有個(gè)不幸的消息，我的祖父剛剛?cè)ナ懒恕?rdquo;
"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
“謝天謝地!”他的約會(huì)對(duì)象說(shuō)，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了!”
開(kāi)心一刻英語(yǔ)笑話篇四
迪斯尼之旅
On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I adn our two children devotedourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home.
弗羅里達(dá)州的迪斯尼樂(lè)園是一個(gè)迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及兩個(gè)孩子前往旅游，我們?nèi)硇牡爻磷碓谒母鞣N奇觀之中。精疲力竭地玩了三天之后，我們要回家了。
As we drove away, our son waved and said, "Good-by, Mickey."
當(dāng)我們驅(qū)車離開(kāi)時(shí)，兒子揮手說(shuō)："再見(jiàn)，美奇。"
Our daughter waved and said, "Good-by, Minnie."
女兒揮著手說(shuō)，"再見(jiàn)，美妮。"
My husband waved, rather weakly, and said, "Good-by, Money."
丈夫也有氣無(wú)力地?fù)]了揮手，說(shuō)道："再見(jiàn)，美元。"
開(kāi)心一刻英語(yǔ)笑話篇五
Boss's idea 老板的主意
When my printer's type began to go faint, I called a repair shop where a friendly man told me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned.
由于我的打印機(jī)不能打印出清晰的字來(lái)，我就打電話給維修部。電話是一位非常和藹的男人接的，他說(shuō)我的打印機(jī)也許只是需要清理一下。
Because the shop charged 50 pounds for such cleanings, he told me, it would be better for me to read the printer's directions and try the job myself.
他還說(shuō)，如果讓維修部清理的話要交50英鎊的清理費(fèi)，讓我最好看看使用手冊(cè)自己試著清理。
Pleasantly surprised by his words, I asked, "Does your boss know that you discouragebusiness?"
當(dāng)時(shí)我真的被他的話感動(dòng)了，就問(wèn)他：“你們老板知道你這樣拒絕生意么?”
"Actually it's my boss's idea," the employee replied. "We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to repair things themselves first."
“事實(shí)上，這就是我們老板的主意，”雇員答道：“因?yàn)槿绻覀冏層脩粝茸孕行蘩泶蛴C(jī)的話就能掙更多的錢。”
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