中英對(duì)照英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)閱讀
中英對(duì)照英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)閱讀
笑話(huà)是一種用來(lái)逗笑取樂(lè)的文體。笑話(huà),不僅能讓同學(xué)們?cè)谌粘Ｉ詈蛯W(xué)習(xí)中不時(shí)地會(huì)心一笑,還能從中學(xué)習(xí)到不少的英語(yǔ)知識(shí)。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的中英對(duì)照英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
中英對(duì)照英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)閱讀篇一
an ogden, iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation(集會(huì)) for a cup of coffee. when asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "it's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."
衣阿華州奧格根的一位牧師正在與一位教友為一杯咖啡而猜硬幣。別人問(wèn)他那是否構(gòu)成賭博行為時(shí)，牧師答道：“這僅僅是決定由誰(shuí)來(lái)做一件善事的一種科學(xué)方法。”
philosopher bertrand russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "of course not. after all, i may be wrong."
當(dāng)我人問(wèn)哲學(xué)家羅素是否愿意為了他的信仰而獻(xiàn)身時(shí)，他答道：“當(dāng)然不會(huì)。畢竟，我可能會(huì)是錯(cuò)的。”
a newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "if a fire broke out in the louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
中英對(duì)照英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)閱讀篇二
一份報(bào)紙組織了一場(chǎng)競(jìng)賽，為下面的問(wèn)題征集最佳答案：“如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫(huà)，你將救出哪一幅?”
the winning reply was: "the one nearest the exit."
獲獎(jiǎng)的答案是：“最接近門(mén)口的那一幅。”
中英對(duì)照英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)閱讀篇三
Business just started開(kāi)張大吉
A young businessman had just started his own firm.
一個(gè)年輕人的公司剛剛開(kāi)張。
He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
他租用了漂亮的辦公室，辦公室內(nèi)還放上了古董作裝飾。
Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office.
這天，這位年輕人正在辦公室里面坐著，他看到一個(gè)男的走進(jìn)了辦公室。
Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
為顯示他是個(gè)成功的老板，這位年輕的生意人拿起電話(huà)假裝正在談大買(mǎi)賣(mài)
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor,
張觜就是三、五個(gè)億，閉觜就說(shuō)一切搞定、沒(méi)問(wèn)題!好不容易電話(huà)“打”完，掛上聽(tīng)筒，年輕人問(wèn)進(jìn)來(lái)的那人
"Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
“您有事嗎?”那人說(shuō)，“有事，我是來(lái)給你開(kāi)通電話(huà)的”。
中英對(duì)照英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)閱讀篇四
Mark Twain's Tie
馬克·吐溫的領(lǐng)帶
Returning from a visit with Harriet Beecher Stowe one day, Mark Twain was reprimanded by his wife for having forgotten to wear a necktie.
一天，馬克·吐溫從斯托夫人那里回來(lái)，妻子因?yàn)樗泿ьI(lǐng)帶出門(mén)而責(zé)備他。
Some time later a messenger arrived at Mrs. Stowe's door with a small package.Inside was a black necktie and a brief note: "Here is a necktie. Take it out and look at it. I think I stayed half an hour this morning without this necktie. At the end of that time, will you kindly return it, as it the only one I have. Mark Twain."
不久，一個(gè)送信的人來(lái)到了斯托夫人家門(mén)口，還帶來(lái)了一個(gè)小包裹，里面裝著黑色的領(lǐng)帶和一張便條，“這是我的領(lǐng)帶，請(qǐng)您拿出來(lái)看一看。我想今天早上我在您家停留廠半小時(shí)，沒(méi)有帶領(lǐng)帶。時(shí)間到了，能請(qǐng)您歸領(lǐng)帶嗎，囚為我僅此一條。馬克·葉溫。”
中英對(duì)照英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)閱讀篇五
Logic reasoning
邏輯推理
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.
小學(xué)四年級(jí)的教師正在給學(xué)生們上一堂邏輯課。
"Here is the situation," she said.ua man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance,falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion.knows that he can't swim,and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank ?" A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings ?"
她舉了這么一個(gè)例子：“有這樣一種情況，一個(gè)男人在河中心的船上釣魚(yú)，突然失去重心掉進(jìn)了水里。于是他開(kāi)始掙扎并喊救命。他的妻子聽(tīng)到了喊聲，知道他并不會(huì)游泳，于是就急忙跑向河岸。誰(shuí)能告訴我這是為什么?”一個(gè)女生舉手答道，“是不是去取化的存款?”
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