小學(xué)三年級(jí)的英語笑話
小學(xué)三年級(jí)的英語笑話
冷笑話是一種新興的語言現(xiàn)象,伴隨著網(wǎng)絡(luò)的普及它已經(jīng)滲透到了青年群體的日常生活,偶爾爆出的一兩句冷笑話能使交流氛圍變得輕松愉悅,也能展示交談?wù)叩挠哪椭腔邸Ｏ旅媸菍W(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的小學(xué)三年級(jí)的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!
小學(xué)三年級(jí)的英語笑話篇一
fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.
一個(gè)胖男人和一個(gè)瘦男人正在為誰更有禮貌而爭吵。
the skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies
瘦男人說他更禮貌，因?yàn)樗偸窍蛞粋€(gè)女士脫帽致意。
but the fat man knew he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
但是胖男人說他更禮貌，因?yàn)闊o論何時(shí)他起身給女士讓座總是能讓兩位女士同時(shí)坐下。
小學(xué)三年級(jí)的英語笑話篇二
The tree is known by its fruit.
視其果，知其樹。
The sir hostess was in the small kitchen at the back of the aeroplane preparing the trays for lunch when a little old lady came and spoke to her.
空姐正在飛機(jī)后部的小廚房內(nèi)準(zhǔn)備午餐的托盤，一位小個(gè)子老太太走過來對(duì)她說。
A:Could you please tell me where the ladies' lavatory is in this plane?
請(qǐng)問你能告訴我飛機(jī)上的女衛(wèi)生間在什么地方嗎?
B:Yes ,madam.It is right at the other end of the aeroplane at the front.
哦，夫人，就在飛機(jī)的那一頭—在前邊。
( The little old lady went too far. She walked all the way to the front of the aeroplane, opened the door in front of her, and~the captain of the aeroplane and the other officers. They~all busy at their work and did not see her. She went out again , shut the door and returned to the air hostess.
小個(gè)子老太太走過了頭，她一直朝飛機(jī)的前部走去了。拉開面前的門，看見機(jī)長和其他機(jī)務(wù)人員。他們都忙于自己的工作，沒有看見她。她又走了出來，關(guān)上門，回到空姐那里。)
A:Oh, didn't you find it, madam?
噢，你沒有找到衛(wèi)生間，夫人?
B:YeaI did. But there four men in the ladies' lavatory watching television.
我找到了，但是衛(wèi)生間那兒有四個(gè)男人在看電視。
小學(xué)三年級(jí)的英語笑話篇三
幸運(yùn)的母親
A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening，she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter，but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well.
一位年輕的母親認(rèn)為，世界上還有許多受饑餓的人，浪費(fèi)食物真不應(yīng)該。有天晚上，在安排幼小的女兒睡覺之前，她給女兒喂夜宵。她先給她一片新鮮的黑面包和黃油，但孩子說她不喜歡這樣吃。她還要一些果醬涂在面包上。
Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said，"When I was a small girl like you，Lucy，I was always given either bread and butter，or bread and jam，but never bread with butter and jam.”
母親看了女兒幾秒鐘，隨即說道，“露茜，當(dāng)我像你一樣小的時(shí)候，總是吃面包加黃油，或者面包加果醬，從來沒有面包既加黃油又加果醬。”
Lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly，"Aren’t you pleased that you’ve come to live with us now?”
露茜看了母親一會(huì)兒，眼中露出伶憫的神情，然后她柔聲說:“您現(xiàn)在能跟我們生活在一起難道不感到高興嗎?”
小學(xué)三年級(jí)的英語笑話篇四
時(shí)間對(duì)豬有什么意義?
Whats time to a pig?
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer, I see that your pig likes apples, but isnt that quite a waste of time? The farmer replied, Whats time to a pig.
小學(xué)三年級(jí)的英語笑話篇五
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
“看，”哥哥說，“這些畫多漂亮呀!”
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
“是啊，”弟弟說道，“可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
哥哥想了會(huì)兒，然后解釋道：“很明顯，他當(dāng)時(shí)正在畫這些畫唄。”
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