特別好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
笑話是幽默的一種形式,玩笑的目的就是逗樂、引人笑。幽默當(dāng)然不只是笑話,幽默有許多其他的表達(dá)形式,如插科打諢的滑稽、相聲、小品表演、諷刺漫畫、諷刺小品文、酒吧或電視表演的脫口秀、批評(píng)社會(huì)現(xiàn)象的說唱等。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的特別好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
特別好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇一
Change Name
Tom is 16. he decides to leave home and joins a music company. His father hears that and angry, “Singer? My son? It’s disgrace!” he shouts, “What do they think of the neighbors know?”
“I will change my name,” Tom says. He thinks he will become a singer in the future.
“Change your name?” Tom’s father shouts angrily, “What if you’re successful? How will the neighbors know you are my son.?”
改名字
湯姆16歲了。她決定離家參加一個(gè)唱片公司。他父親聽后很生氣：“唱歌?我的兒子啊!真丟臉。”他大喊，“要是鄰居們知道，他們會(huì)怎么想?”
“我會(huì)改名字的。”湯姆說。他認(rèn)為自己將來會(huì)成為一名歌手。
“改名字?”湯姆的父親生氣地說，“如果你成名了怎么?鄰居們?cè)趺粗滥闶俏业膬鹤?”
特別好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇二
Go to the Cinema
A lorry driver, David is driving 200 penguins to London Zoo. But his lorry breaks down on the motorway, when another lorry driver, Robert stops in the front of him, David asks for help, and explains that he is taking the penguins to the zoo. Robert says, “Ok. I can help you.”
Some hours later, Robert drivers back and passes David. David is still on the lorry, and look happy.
“I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo.” David says.
Robert replies, “I did, but I had some money left, so I’m going to the cinema now.”
去電影院
一個(gè)叫戴維的貨車司機(jī)載著200只企鵝去倫敦動(dòng)物園?？墒撬能囋诟咚俟飞蠅牧?。當(dāng)一輛貨車停在他面前的時(shí)候，戴維向司機(jī)羅珀特求救，并且解釋自己要送這些企鵝去倫敦動(dòng)物園。羅珀特說：“行，我?guī)湍恪?rdquo;
幾個(gè)小時(shí)過后，羅珀特又回來了，并經(jīng)過戴維生病，戴維還等在高速公路上。那些企鵝也還在車上，特高興的樣子。
“我想我告訴過你吧這些企鵝送進(jìn)動(dòng)物園的。”戴維說。
羅珀特回答說：“是的，我去了。但是我的錢包丟在電影院了，所有我現(xiàn)在要回那里去。”
特別好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇三
Catching a Thief
Witty Hare can run very fast. One day when he gets home. He sees a rat. The rat is jumping down his window. “Oh. A thief!” Witty Hare shouted and catches the rat, “You can’t run faster then me.” Soon Witty Hare catches up with the rat, and the rat is left behind, “I must run away,’ the rat says and laughs, “He is so silly.”
Witty Hare goes on running. A sheep sees him and asks him, “What a re you doing?” “I’m catching the thief.” Witty Hare says. “ Thief? Where’s the thief?” the sheep fells surprised. “He’s behind me ,”Witty Hare says proudly.
追賊
機(jī)靈的肚子跑得很快。一天，她回到家的時(shí)候看見一只老鼠。這只老師正從它家的窗戶跳下去。“啊! 賊!”機(jī)靈肚子喊著追過去。 “你跑不過我的!” 不一會(huì)它追上了老鼠，還把老鼠丟在后面。“我得趕緊逃。”老鼠竊笑著說：“這家伙真笨。”
機(jī)靈兔子繼續(xù)跑著。一只綿羊看到了就問塔：“你在干什么?”“我在追賊。”機(jī)靈兔子說。“賊?賊在哪里啊?”綿羊感到奇怪。 “它在我后面呢。”機(jī)靈兔子自豪地說著。
特別好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇四
A Clever Panda
A little panda picks up a pumpkin and wants to take it home. But the pumpkin is too big. The panda can’t take it home.
Suddenly she sees a bear riding a bike toward her. She watches the bike. “I know! I have a good idea.” she jumps and shouts happily, “I can roll a pumpkin. It’s like a wheel.”
So she rolls the pumpkin to her home. When her mother sees the big pumpkin, she is surprised, “Oh, my God! How can you carry it home?” the little panda answers proudly, “I can’t lift it, but I can roll it.” Her mother smiled and says，“What a clever girl! Use you heard to do something,”
聰明的熊貓
一只小熊貓摘了一只大南瓜，想把它拿回家。但是這只南瓜太大了，她沒有辦法把這么大的南瓜帶回家。
突然她看見一只狗熊騎著一輛自行車朝她這邊來。她看著自行車，跳著說：“有了!我有辦法了。我可以把南瓜滾回家去。南瓜好像車輪。
于是她把那瓜滾回家。當(dāng)她媽媽看到這只大南瓜的時(shí)候，很驚訝：“天啊!這么食的南瓜!你是怎么把它帶回家來的?”小熊貓自豪地說;“我拎不動(dòng)它，可是我能滾動(dòng)它啊!”她媽媽微笑著說：“真聰明啊!記?。褐灰憧蟿?dòng)腦筋，沒有難辦的事。”
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