適合高一的英語(yǔ)笑話大全
笑話是一種十分常見的語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象，在日常生活中，它無(wú)處不在，起著十分重要的作用。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的適合高一的英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
適合高一的英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.
"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.
"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"
"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."
一天，妻子 Sue 在整理床鋪時(shí)，偶然發(fā)現(xiàn)了一個(gè)小盒子。出于好奇心，她小心翼翼的打開了盒子，發(fā)現(xiàn)里面放了三枚雞蛋和10000美元鈔票。對(duì)于相處了20余年丈夫居然對(duì)自己隱瞞了此事，她開始感到有些疑惑不安。
“哦，是這樣的，”丈夫 Frank 解釋道，“每次我做了對(duì)你不忠的事，我就會(huì)在這個(gè)盒子里放一枚雞蛋。” Sue 雖然對(duì)此感到不很高興，但是轉(zhuǎn)念又一想20多年的丈夫背著她有婚外情也不過(guò)只有三次，想想也不算太壞。
“那么另外的那10000美元是怎么回事?”
“每當(dāng)雞蛋湊夠一打，我就賣了換成現(xiàn)金。”
適合高一的英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hourago, but I don't know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of you, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."
The woman below responded, "You must be in management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault!"
一個(gè)男人在熱氣球上，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己迷失了方向。他下降高度，下方有一個(gè)婦女。他又下降了一點(diǎn)，大聲呼喊,"打擾下，你能幫個(gè)忙嗎，一個(gè)小時(shí)以前我答應(yīng)了一個(gè)朋友要和他見面，但現(xiàn)在我不知道我身處何地。”
婦女在下面回答，“你在一個(gè)熱氣球里，大約離地面三十英尺。你在北緯40-41度之間，西經(jīng)59-60度之間。”
“你必定是個(gè)工程設(shè)計(jì)師，”氣球上的男人說(shuō)。
“我是，”女人回答。“你是怎么知道的?”
“是這樣，”氣球上的男人說(shuō)“你告訴我的事在技術(shù)上都是正確的，但是我無(wú)法理解你的看法，事實(shí)是我依舊迷失。坦白說(shuō)，到目前為止你沒幫上我多少。”
下面的婦女回應(yīng)道，“你一定是在管理部門工作。”
“我是，”氣球上的男人回答，“這你是怎么知道的?”
“是啊，”婦女說(shuō)，“你總是不知道你在哪里，也不知道你要去哪里。你的上升，是由于大量的熱氣。你對(duì)別人許下的承諾，你不知道如何履行，而且你還期望在你下面的人會(huì)解決你的問(wèn)題。事實(shí)就是在我們見面之前，我們都在完全相同的立場(chǎng)上，可現(xiàn)在，不知怎么地，卻成了我的錯(cuò)了。”
適合高一的英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
Englishman
Once， late at night， an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room， but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. "Nothing，" the Englishman answered imperturbably， "It’s simply that my room is on fire."
一個(gè)英國(guó)人
一天晚上，一個(gè)英國(guó)人從他住的旅店房間里走出來(lái)。來(lái)到走廊上，叫旅店的服務(wù)員給他拿一杯水來(lái)。服務(wù)員按他的要求做了。英國(guó)人回到了他的房間里，幾分鐘后他又來(lái)到走廊上，讓服務(wù)員再給他送一杯水。服務(wù)員又給他送了一杯水。每隔幾分鐘。英國(guó)人就走出房間重復(fù)他的要求。半小時(shí)之后.這位感到驚訝的服務(wù)員決定問(wèn)問(wèn)房客要這些水干什么，英國(guó)人不謊不忙地回答：”沒什么.只不過(guò)是我的房間里起火了。“
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