關(guān)于經(jīng)典的英語爆笑笑話
從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的調(diào)劑品 ,它使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放松。下面是學習啦小編整理的關(guān)于經(jīng)典的英語爆笑笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于經(jīng)典的英語爆笑笑話篇一
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?
湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?
Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。
關(guān)于經(jīng)典的英語爆笑笑話篇二
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."
麥克上學遲到了。他對布萊克老師說：“對不起，老師，今天早上我遲到了。因為我在夢里觀看了一場球賽。”
"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.
“為什么它會讓你遲到呢?”老師問道。
"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.“
因為這兩個隊都沒有能力獲勝，所以就持續(xù)的時間長了。”麥克回答說。
關(guān)于經(jīng)典的英語爆笑笑話篇三
Where the Declaration of Independence was signed?
《獨立宣言》是在哪兒簽字的?
Teacher：“Who knows where the Declaration of In dependence was signed?”
老師：“誰知道《獨立宣言》在哪兒簽字的?”
Student：“I know，I know.At the bottom of the page.”
學生：“我知道，我知道。是在那頁紙的底部。”
關(guān)于經(jīng)典的英語爆笑笑話篇四
Father：“Uh，oh，I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.”
父親：“哎呀，我剛才違規(guī)右轉(zhuǎn)彎了。”
Susie：“That' s okay，Dad，the policeman behind you just did the same thing.”
蘇茜：“沒事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也這么轉(zhuǎn)了。”
關(guān)于經(jīng)典的英語爆笑笑話篇五
Mother：“Susie，every time you misbehave，I get another gray hair.”
母親：“蘇茜，每次你表現(xiàn)不好，我就多長一根白頭發(fā)。”
Susie：“Gosh，mom，you must have been a terror.Just look at Grandma.”
蘇茜：“天哪，媽，那你肯定一直都表現(xiàn)很糟。看看外婆吧。”
關(guān)于經(jīng)典的英語爆笑笑話篇六
Teacher：“I have two questions，it isn't necessary to answer the second question if you know the result of the first question.How much hair do you have?”
老師：“我有兩個題目，你若能答出第一題就不需答第二題。你有多少根頭發(fā)?”
Student ：“A hundred and twenty millions.”
學生：“1.2億根。”
Teacher：“How do you know it?”
老師：“你怎么知道?”
Student：“It is not necessary to answer the second question.”
學生：“第二題不需回答。”
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