好笑的英語(yǔ)短文對(duì)話笑話
好笑的英語(yǔ)短文對(duì)話笑話
幽默和笑話有概念上的區(qū)別,笑話是滑稽言談本身,幽默在這里則被作為心智和性情層面上的概念來(lái)看待。本文是好笑的英語(yǔ)短文對(duì)話笑話，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
好笑的英語(yǔ)短文對(duì)話笑話篇一
A: Look at your face I know what you have for breakfast
B: What was it?
A: Eggs.
B: No, that was yesterday.
Submitted by: Janekt Ho
好笑的英語(yǔ)短文對(duì)話笑話篇二
A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?
Submitted by: Girish Chavan
好笑的英語(yǔ)短文對(duì)話笑話篇三
Patient: Doctor, I think that I've bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
Submitted by: Rizwana Lahore Pakistan
好笑的英語(yǔ)短文對(duì)話笑話篇四
Said to a railroad engineer:
What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The reply from the railroad engineer:
How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?
Submitted by Kyle Jefferson
好笑的英語(yǔ)短文對(duì)話笑話篇五
A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why is this?
B: It's because your feet aren't empty.
Submitted by Kyle Jefferson
好笑的英語(yǔ)短文對(duì)話笑話篇六
Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
好笑的英語(yǔ)短文對(duì)話笑話篇七
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
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