跟生日有關(guān)的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
作為人類所特有的天賦，幽默被認(rèn)為是日常會(huì)話中一種最寶貴的語(yǔ)言形式。長(zhǎng)期以來(lái)，幽默笑話因其在人際交往中的神奇效果，已經(jīng)成為研究者們普遍關(guān)心的話題。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了跟生日有關(guān)的英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
跟生日有關(guān)的英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
Professor: When is your birthday?
Kid: May 30.
Professor: Which year?
Kid: Every year.
生日
教授：你的生日是什么時(shí)候?
孩子：5月30日。
教授：哪一年?
孩子：每年都是。
跟生日有關(guān)的英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.
旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。
"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."
“沒關(guān)系”，他說(shuō)，“我最想要的東西是你的愛、忠貞和溫順”。
Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
媽媽沉思片刻后回答說(shuō)，“我寧愿給你買一件禮物”。
跟生日有關(guān)的英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.
旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。
"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."
“沒關(guān)系”，他說(shuō)，“我最想要的東西是你的愛、忠貞和溫順”。
Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
媽媽沉思片刻后回答說(shuō)，“我寧愿給你買一件禮物”。
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1. How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?
你看上去一點(diǎn)都不老，怎么能指望我記住你的生日呢?(忘掉別人生日的最好借口)
2. The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
記住老婆生日的最好辦法就是忘掉一次。(不相信的話你就試試)
3. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live thelongest.
生日對(duì)你有好處。數(shù)據(jù)統(tǒng)計(jì)顯示，度過(guò)生日最多的人活得最長(zhǎng)。(搞笑的廢話)
4. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
很少有女人承認(rèn)他們的年齡，很少有男人的行為符合他們的年齡。(大實(shí)話)
5. Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'HappyBirthday".
上周蠟燭廠失火了，在場(chǎng)的每一個(gè)人圍在一起唱起了生日快樂歌。(生日派對(duì)上講笑話可以用的上)
6. I'll always think of you as someone older than me. Happy Birthday!
我時(shí)常會(huì)想起你……年齡比我大。生日快樂!(給比你大的朋友發(fā)生日短信時(shí)可以這樣開玩笑)
7. You know you're getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it excercise.
如果爬樓梯時(shí)你美其名曰為鍛煉，那說(shuō)明你是真得老了。(我爺爺總是笑稱爬樓梯就是鍛煉)
8. Smile while you've still got the teeth. Happy Birthday!
趁你還有牙，笑一個(gè)!生日快樂!(好朋友生日派對(duì)照相時(shí)可以這樣調(diào)侃)
Well, it’s really getting late and it’s time to take a quick shower and hit the hay. I’m sure I willwake up to a sunny morning and tomorrow will surely be better…
好了，時(shí)間真得不早了，該洗洗睡了。我確信會(huì)在一個(gè)陽(yáng)光明媚的早晨醒來(lái)，也相信明天會(huì)更美好…..
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