關(guān)于4年級(jí)英語笑話閱讀
關(guān)于4年級(jí)英語笑話閱讀
笑話可能只是文字游戲,但有時(shí)它在人們解決生活中的困惑時(shí)起著重要作用。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了關(guān)于4年級(jí)英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于4年級(jí)英語笑話：an essential correction
teacher: walter, why don’t you wash your face? i can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
walter: what was it?
teacher: eggs.
walter: wrong, sir. that was yesterday.
實(shí)質(zhì)性得糾正
教師：沃爾特，你為什么不洗臉?我都可以看得出你今天早上吃了什么了。
沃爾特：我吃了什么?
教師：雞蛋。
沃爾特：錯(cuò)了，老師。那是昨天吃得。
關(guān)于4年級(jí)英語笑話：jaccasses jokes
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around,
looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack,
a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
saying "Jesus is watching you."
The thief nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, clicked the light
back on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell
he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light around
frantically looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses??!!" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a
parrot Moses?"
"Probably the same kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus," the
bird answered
關(guān)于4年級(jí)英語笑話：An Honest Child
Peter was eitht and a half years old,and he went to a school near his house. He always went there and came home on foot,and he usually got back on time,but last Friday he came home from school late.His mother was in the kitchen,and she saw him and said to him ,"Why are you late,Peter?"
"My teacher was angry and send me to the headmaster after class."Peter answered.
"To the headmaster?"his mother said."Why did she send you to him?"
"Because she asked a question in class,"Peter said,"and none of che children gave her the answer except me."
His mother was angry and said to Peter,"But why did the teacher send you to the headmaster then? Why didn't she send all the other stupit childern to the headmaster?"she asked Peter.
"Because her question was,'who put glue on my chair?'"Peter said.
關(guān)于4年級(jí)英語笑話：擁擠的月亮
A geography teacher once told her class, “The moon is so large that several million people could live here.”
One boy started laughing, “It sure must get crowded when it’s a crescent moon.”
一位地理老師告訴他的學(xué)生：“月亮非常大，它可以容納幾百萬人在上面居住。”
有一個(gè)男孩笑了，“當(dāng)月亮由滿月變成月牙兒,上面的人該有多么擁擠啊?”
關(guān)于4年級(jí)英語笑話：新發(fā)現(xiàn)
一個(gè)鄉(xiāng)下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走進(jìn)一座大樓，看見一個(gè)歲數(shù)很大的矮胖女人邁進(jìn)一個(gè)小房間。房間的門隨后關(guān)上，有幾個(gè)燈在閃亮。一會(huì)兒，門開了，電梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。
鄉(xiāng)下人驚奇地眨著眼睛，慢吞吞地說：“我應(yīng)該把我的老婆帶來!”
New Discovery
A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator.
Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I should have brought my wife!"
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