英語笑話帶翻譯閱讀
英語笑話帶翻譯閱讀
笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環(huán)境、生活方式、社會關(guān)系和心理特征等等。本文是英語笑話帶翻譯，希望對大家有幫助!
英語笑話帶翻譯：Time-Money
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that'Time is money'?"
當出租車在遇到紅燈急剎車時，我問司機：“你同意‘時間就是金錢’這種說法嗎?”
"Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so much about that?" the driver answered.
“哦，這是一個普遍說法。在這個問題上，誰會在意那么多呢?”司機回答說。
"Look, the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped, "I pointed at themeter.
“看，在車已經(jīng)停止的情況下，里程表上的數(shù)字還在跑。”我指著里程表說。
"Oh, yes. You've got a point here. In this case, time is money for both of us." added the driver.
“哦，是的。你說的挺有道理的。在這種情況下，時間對我們倆來說都是金錢。”司機補充說。
英語笑話帶翻譯：if I Am a Manager
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.
一天課上，老師要同學(xué)們以“如果我是一個經(jīng)理”為題寫一篇作文。
All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
所有的學(xué)生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他為什么不寫。
“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.
“我在等我的秘書”。那孩子答道。
英語笑話帶翻譯：A Man of Actions
一個言出必行的人
A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. “You can have nodoubt,” shouted a young man excitedly, “that if the Dean does not take back what he said tome this morning, I’ll leave Oxford this very evening!”
一群學(xué)生聚在牛津的校園里，一個年輕人情緒激動地叫道：“毋庸置疑，如果那個家伙不收回他今早 對我說的話，我今晚就離開牛津。”
A buzzing noise followed. “What a man of actions!” one said in admiration. “How should wesupport him and learn from him!” said another.
下面一片喧嘩。“真是個言出必行的人。”一個人艷羨地說。另一個說：“我們要支持他、學(xué)習(xí)他。”
Suddenly, a girl asked, “What did the Dean say to you, Hob?”
突然，一個女孩問道：“那家伙對你說什么了，霍波?”
He bent and whispered to her, “Well,er•••er•••Miss Rose, er•••he told me to get clean awayfrom Oxford this very evening!”
他彎下腰小聲說：“哦，呃…呃…，羅斯小姐，呃…他說要我今晚從牛津滾出去。”
英語笑話帶翻譯：First Flight
Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about airaccidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr.Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that itwas very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.
約翰遜先生從前未乘過飛機，他讀過許多關(guān)于飛行事故的報道。所以，有一天一位朋友邀請他乘自己的小飛機飛行時，約翰遜先生非常擔心，不敢接受。不過，由于朋友不斷保證說飛行是很安全的，約翰遜先生終于被說服了，登上了飛機。
His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson hadheard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he wasextremely frightened and closed his eyes.
他的朋友啟動引擎開始在機場跑道上滑行。約翰遜先生聽說飛行中最危險的是起飛與降落，所以他嚇得緊閉雙眼。
After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and saidto his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, don't they?"
過了一兩分鐘，他睜開雙眼朝窗外望去，接著對朋友說道：“看下面那些人，他們看起來就象螞蟻一樣小，是不是?”
"Those are ants," answered his friend. "We're still on the ground."
“那些就是螞蟻，”他的朋友答道，“我們還在地面上。”
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