關于英語笑話帶翻譯
關于英語笑話帶翻譯
人們在日常生活中經(jīng)常聽到，讀到或自己講述笑話，笑話產(chǎn)生幽默效果而使人發(fā)笑。小編整理了關于英語笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
關于英語笑話帶翻譯：斯威夫特博士與小廝
a wealthy old lady who lived near dr. swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant. dr. swift took her presents but never gave the boy anything for his trouble. one day as swift was busy with his writing, the boy rushed into his room, knocked some books out of their place, threw his parcel on the desk and said, my mistress has sent you two of her rabbits.
在斯威夫特博士家附近，有一位富有的老婦人，她時常打發(fā)仆人給他送禮物。斯威夫特博士接受她的禮物，但從不給小廝任何酬謝。一天，斯威夫特博士正忙著寫東西，小廝沖進了他的房間，把書一扒拉，將一個包裹扔在書桌上，說道：我的女主人送給你兩只兔子。
swift turned round and said, my boy, that is not the way to deliver your parcel(包裹) . now, you sit in my chair, watch my way of doing it and learn your lesson.
斯威夫特轉(zhuǎn)過身來說：孩子，包裹可不是這樣送法呀。現(xiàn)在，你坐在我的椅子上，看看我是怎么送的，并要記取這個教訓。
the boy sat down. swift went out, knocked on his door and waited. the boy said, come in. the doctor entered, walked to his desk and said, if you please sir, my mistress sends her kind regards and hopes you will accept these rabbits which her son shot this morning in her fields.
小廝坐了下來，斯威夫特走出去，敲了敲門，等待回音。小廝說進來。博士進了門，走到桌旁說道：先生，我的女主人向您致以親切的問候，并希望您收下這些兔子，這是她兒子今天早晨在地里打的。
the boy answered, thank you, my boy, give your mistress and her son my thanks for their kindness and here is two shillings for yourself.
小廝回答說：謝謝你，我的孩子。向你的女主人和她的兒子致謝，謝謝他們的關心。這兩個先令是送給你本人的。
the doctor laughed, and after that, swift never forgot to give the boy his tip.
博士笑了，打那以后，斯威夫特從沒忘記送小費給小廝。
關于英語笑話帶翻譯：現(xiàn)在尾巴到哪里去了
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"
教進化論的老師已經(jīng)滔滔不絕地講了快兩個小時，他的話題又來了：“讓我向進化論者提個問題——如果我們曾經(jīng)像狒狒那樣長著尾巴，那么現(xiàn)在尾巴到哪里去了?”
"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
“我來試試看，”一位老太太說。“該是我們在這里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧。”
關于英語笑話帶翻譯：先生，是去天體營嗎?
Vacationing on the island of Oahu, we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to show up. A man, obviously not with our group, approached the bus and was about to board. How would our driver handle the situation, we wondered. Straight-faced, he leaned toward the door and asked, "Going to the nudist Colony, sir?"
在瓦湖島上度假時，我們坐在旅游車里等候掉隊的人。一位男子，明顯不是和我們一起的，朝旅游車走來并要上車。司機會怎么處理這種情況呢?我們都拭目以待。司機拉長了臉，向車門靠過去，問道：“先生，是去天體營嗎?”
"Oh, no," replied the would-be passenger, retreating quickly.
“哦，不，”剛想乘車的男子回答說，迅速轉(zhuǎn)身而逃。
"Works every time," the driver said with a wink.
“每次都管用，”司機眨巴了一下眼睛說。
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