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高中生英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：沖回家吻了妻子一下
"I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor."
"Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a kiss to my wife and the pain disappeared. Why don't you try it?"
"Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over."
“我頭痛的厲害，要去看看醫(yī)生了。”
“胡說(shuō)八道，昨天我也頭痛，我沖回家吻了妻子一下，馬上不痛了，要不你也試試?”
“好主意，給你妻子打個(gè)電話，說(shuō)我馬上就到。”
高中生英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：守財(cái)奴
Once upon a time there was a miser. He hid his gold under a tree. Every week he used to dig it up.
One night a robber stole all the gold. When the miser came again, he found nothing but an empty hole.
He was surprised, and then burst into tears.All the neighbors gathered around him.
He told them how he used to come and visit his gold.
"Did you ever take any of it out?" asked one of them. "No," he said, "I only came to look at it." "Then come again and look at the hole," said the neighbor, "it will be the same as looking at the gold."
從前，有個(gè)守財(cái)奴將他的金塊埋到一棵樹(shù)下，每周他都去把它挖出來(lái)看看。
一天晚上，一個(gè)小偷挖走了所有的金塊。 守財(cái)奴再來(lái)查看時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)除了一個(gè)空洞什么都沒(méi)有了。
守財(cái)奴便捶胸痛哭。哭聲引來(lái)了鄰居
他告訴他們這里原來(lái)有他的金塊。
問(wèn)明了原因后，一個(gè)鄰居問(wèn)：“你使用過(guò)這些金塊嗎?” “沒(méi)用過(guò)，” 他說(shuō)，“我只是時(shí)常來(lái)看看。”“那么，以后再來(lái)看這個(gè)洞，”鄰居說(shuō)，“就像以前有金塊時(shí)一樣。”
高中生英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：Where Am I?
An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
"Yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."
一個(gè)英國(guó)人在鄉(xiāng)下開(kāi)車(chē)時(shí)迷了路，他看見(jiàn)一個(gè)農(nóng)民正在附近的地里干活。于是他就把車(chē)開(kāi)過(guò)去問(wèn)那位農(nóng)民：“勞駕，您能告訴我我現(xiàn)在這是在哪兒?jiǎn)?”
“可以。”農(nóng)夫奇怪地看了看他，然后說(shuō)道：“你現(xiàn)在在你的車(chē)子里，先生。”
高中生英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：Can we have our teacher back?
Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back?"
能讓我們的老師回去嗎?
有一次,一位督學(xué)去視察一個(gè)只有三間教室的學(xué)校.一間教室非常吵鬧,因此督學(xué)抓住其中一個(gè)正在站著說(shuō)話的人,把他帶進(jìn)另一間教室,并讓他站在墻角.五分鐘以后,一個(gè)小男孩從第一間教室走進(jìn)來(lái),問(wèn)道,“您什么時(shí)候能讓我們的老師回去呢?”
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