兩人英語(yǔ)笑話故事閱讀
兩人英語(yǔ)笑話故事閱讀
冷笑話不同于一般的笑話，以其獨(dú)特的制笑機(jī)制，能瞬間制造出一種特殊氛圍。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了兩人英語(yǔ)笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!
兩人英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇一
Waiter there's a fly in my soup!Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one.
服務(wù)員，湯里有只蒼蠅!我知道，
先生，我們沒有另收錢
兩人英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇二
Waiter there is a fly in my soup!Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
服務(wù)員，湯里有只死蒼蠅!是的，
先生，是開水殺死了它們。
兩人英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇三
Waiter there's a fly in my soup!Its OK Sir there's no extra charge!
服務(wù)員，湯里有只蒼蠅!對(duì)不起，
先生，我弄走那三個(gè)時(shí)忘了這個(gè)。
兩人英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇四
The woman had been away for two days visiting a sick friend in another city. When she returned，her little boy greeted her by saying, "Mommy, guess what! Yesterday I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady next door and they got undressed and got into your bed and them…”
一個(gè)女人離開家兩天，到另一個(gè)城市去看望一個(gè)生病的朋友。當(dāng)她回來(lái)的時(shí)候，她的小兒子見到她就說:“媽媽，你猜怎么著?昨天我在你臥室的衣柜里玩，爸爸和隔壁的阿姨走進(jìn)了臥室，他們脫了衣服上了你的床……”
Sonny’s mother held up her hand. "Not another word. Wait till your father comes home and then I want you to tell him exactly what you’ve just told me. " The father came home. As he walked into the house，his wife said，"I' m leaving you. I' m packing now and I' m leaving you.”
媽媽抓住他的手說:“不要講了，等到你爸爸回家了，你就把和我講的全部講給他聽。”孩子的爸爸回來(lái)了。當(dāng)他走近房間的時(shí)候他的妻子說:“我要離開你。我現(xiàn)在就收拾好行李，我要走了。”
"But why--"asked the startled father.
“但是，這是為什么?”他吃驚地問。
"Go ahead，Sonny. Tell Daddy just what you told me.”
“講給他聽，兒子，把你告訴我的講給他聽聽。”
"Well,”Sonny said，"I was playing in your bedroom closet and Daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and got into bed and then they did just what you did with Uncle John when Daddy was away last summer.”
“好吧，”那個(gè)小家伙說，“我正在你臥室的衣柜里玩的時(shí)候，爸爸和隔壁的阿姨上樓來(lái)，然后他們脫了衣服上了床。然后，他們就像是去年夏天爸爸不在家時(shí)你和約翰叔叔一樣。”
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