關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)單的英文笑話大全

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　　關(guān)于簡(jiǎn)單的英文笑話篇1

　　工作要求

　　Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.

　　雇主：我們這項(xiàng)工作需要負(fù)責(zé)的人。

　　Applicant: I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong,they said I was responsible.

　　應(yīng)聘者:我就是你們要找的人。我的上一份工作每次出了差錯(cuò)，他們都說我該負(fù)責(zé)。

　　小妹妹

　　Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnny?

　　保姆: 約翰尼，你難道不喜歡你新生的小妹妹?

　　Johnny: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.

　　約翰尼: 她還可以，但要是個(gè)男孩就好了。威利·史密斯有一個(gè)新生的小妹妹?，F(xiàn)在他該認(rèn)為我又在跟他學(xué)了。

　　我沒看到它

　　Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johmmy,and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?

　　媽媽: 約翰尼，我今天早上在櫥子里放了兩塊點(diǎn)心。現(xiàn)在就剩下一塊了。你能解釋一下嗎?

　　Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn' t notice the other.

　　約翰尼: 哦，我想是因?yàn)槔锩嫣谖覜]看到另外那塊。

　　分蘋果

　　Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one，by his Mum. "Share them with your sister."she said.

　　媽媽給了哈里兩個(gè)蘋果，一個(gè)大點(diǎn)兒，另一個(gè)小點(diǎn)兒。“跟妹妹分著吃。”媽媽說。

　　So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started tucking into the large one.

　　所以，哈里就把小個(gè)兒的給了妹妹，自己開始啃那個(gè)大個(gè)兒的。

　　"Cor! said his sister, "If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.”

　　“哼，”妹妹說，“如果媽媽給了我，我會(huì)把大的給你，把小的留給我自己的。”

　　"Well,"said Harry，"that's what you've got,so what are you worrying about?"

　　“對(duì)呀，”哈里說，“你拿到的不就是小的嗎?那你還著什么急呀?”

　　
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