笑話是民族文化及社會生活中不可缺少的一環(huán),從古至今都擁有廣大的受眾,深受人們喜愛。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了小學(xué)生英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　小學(xué)生英語小笑話篇一

　　on christmas eve santa claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000nt bill lying on the floor. which one of them do you think picked it up?

　　answer: santa of course! why? because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!

　　圣誕節(jié)前夕，圣誕老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律師在一家高級飯店一同等電梯，門還未開前，三人同時看到地上有一張新臺幣1000元的鈔票，猜猜誰會將它撿起?

　　答案：當(dāng)然是圣誕老人啦!為什么?因為大家都知道另外兩者并不存在。

　　小學(xué)生英語小笑話篇二

　　jesus's telly 耶穌的電視機(jī)

　　a child on christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. the manager, the shepherds, jesus and holy family wore duly admired.

　　"but what's that in the corner?" asked mother.

　　"oh, that's their telly," replied the tot.

　　圣誕節(jié)時孩子要了紙和蠟筆，想畫一張耶穌誕生像。最后這件藝術(shù)品被陳列出來供父母鑒賞。

　　他們對耶穌誕生后睡的馬槽，牧羊人，耶穌及其家庭都逐一表示贊賞。

　　“可是那個角落里是什么?”媽媽問。

　　“噢，那是他們的電視機(jī)，”孩子回答說。

　　小學(xué)生英語小笑話篇三

　　The thief and the judge法官與小偷

　　It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

　　那天是圣誕節(jié)，法官在審訊犯人時也有點惻隱之心。“你為什么而被起訴?”他問。

　　"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

　　“采購圣誕節(jié)物品過早。”被告答。

　　"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"

　　“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你購物多早?”

　　"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

　　在商店開門之前，“犯人應(yīng)道。

　　
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