三年級(jí)的英語小笑話閱讀
三年級(jí)的英語小笑話閱讀
看笑話可以陶冶情操，減少人生中的各種煩惱，使自己心情變得愉快，學(xué)習(xí)生活也會(huì)更加順利。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了三年級(jí)的英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
三年級(jí)的英語小笑話篇一
Two Tickets
"My husband is so ugly that when he goes to the zoo he has to buy two
tickets: one to get in and one to get out."
兩張票
“我丈夫長得特別丑，每次他去動(dòng)物園都不得不買兩張票：一張是進(jìn)動(dòng)物園
的，另一張是出動(dòng)物園的。”
三年級(jí)的英語小笑話篇二
Why Is He Howling
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!
他為啥喊
牙醫(yī)：請(qǐng)你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢.
病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀!
三年級(jí)的英語小笑話篇三
Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist.
"Is the baby * fed or is he on bottle?" asked the doctor.
"* fed, of course!" replied the woman.
"Take off your clothes, please." the doctor ordered.
"What? ...But why?"
"Don't worry. you're in a gynecology clinic and I'll just do a routine medical check for you."
The woman reluctantly took off her clothes.
The doctor carefully examined the woman's *s, groping his fingers around and pressingrepeatedly.
When finished, the doctor said to the woman:"No wonder the baby is malnourished. You haveno milk at all!"
The woman replied angrily:"Nonsense! Of course not. I am the baby's aunt!"
一位婦人抱著BABY到一間婦產(chǎn)科。
醫(yī)生問婦人說：BABY是吃母乳還是牛奶啊?
婦人：吃母乳!
醫(yī)生：那請(qǐng)你把衣服脫下來。
婦人：啊!?為什么?
醫(yī)生：請(qǐng)你不用緊張，這里是婦產(chǎn)科，絕不會(huì)對(duì)你有任何侵犯的。
婦人半信半疑的脫去了上衣。
醫(yī)生用他的手在婦人的胸部上摸摸，下摸摸，左搓搓，右揉揉。
對(duì)這婦人說：難怪BABY會(huì)營養(yǎng)不良，你根本就沒有母乳嘛!
婦人：廢話!我當(dāng)然沒有母乳;我是BABY的小姨!
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