關(guān)于英語小笑話小演講

　　笑話是內(nèi)容豐富并具有出乎意料結(jié)尾的幽默口頭故事。笑話幾乎涵蓋人們生活的所有領(lǐng)域,其中包括政治笑話、經(jīng)濟(jì)笑話、家庭生活笑話、關(guān)于民族性格的笑話等。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編分享關(guān)于英語小笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　關(guān)于英語小笑話：青銅老鼠

　　一個(gè)商人走進(jìn)紐約的一家銀行，要找信貸員。他說要去歐洲出差兩個(gè)星期，想借5000美元。信貸員說對(duì)這樣的貸款需要一些擔(dān)保。于是商人把他的勞斯萊斯汽車的鑰匙拿了出來，車就停在銀行前面的大街上。一切談妥之后，銀行同意以汽車作為抵押來借他這批錢。就這樣，汽車被一個(gè)雇員開進(jìn)了銀行的地下停車場(chǎng)。

　　A businessman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow ,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So the businessman hands over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.

　　兩星期后，商人回來了，償還了5000美元，并支付了15.14美元的利息。信貸員說“我們合作的非常愉快，所有事情都非常順利。但是，有一點(diǎn)我們覺得有些奇怪，當(dāng)您離開以后，我們調(diào)查到您是一位大富翁，為什么以一輛勞斯萊斯汽車作為抵押卻只貸款5000美元呢?”富翁回答說:“在紐約，除了這里，我到哪里還能找到停兩個(gè)星期車只收巧美元的地方呢?”

　　Two weeks later, the businessman returns，repays the ，000 and the interest, which comes to .41.The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely，but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow ，000?" The businessman replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"

　　關(guān)于英語小笑話：瘋?cè)嗽?/h2>

　　Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”

　　一天深夜，在瘋?cè)嗽豪镆粋€(gè)患者大喊:“我是拿破侖。”

　　Another one said, "How do you know?"

　　另一個(gè)病人說:“你是怎么知道的?”

　　The first inmate said, "God told me!”

　　“是上帝告訴我的。”

　　Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not !”

　　這時(shí)隔壁的一個(gè)聲音說:“我可沒有告訴他!”

　　關(guān)于英語小笑話：賺錢

　　A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

　　一個(gè)年輕人向一位老富翁請(qǐng)教如何賺錢。

　　The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said，"Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and，at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month，by the end of which I’d accumulated a fortune of class="main">