英語小笑話短故事帶翻譯
英語小笑話短故事帶翻譯
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英語小笑話短篇故事帶翻譯：人就是這樣
A Jew opens a kosher restaurant in London and puts a notice in the window:"ARABS NOT WELCOME"; a couple of days later, a person of obviously Arab origin walks in and requests a sandwich-so the cashier quickly runs into the office asking what to do. The owner decides that he really doesn’t want a scandal，so he orders，"OK，give him the sandwich, but charge him double--that should teach him."
一個猶太人在倫敦開了一家猶太教餐館，在餐館的窗戶上寫著:“阿拉伯人不許入內(nèi)”的字樣。過了幾天，一個特征鮮明的阿拉伯人走進餐館想要一個三明治。收銀員馬上跑到辦公室問該怎么辦。餐館老板不想惹事生非，于是就說，“好吧，賣他一個三明治，但是要收他兩倍錢，這樣就能給他一個教訓了。”
But the next day the same Arab is back again一this time for a full lunch; the owner decides" Charge him triple，he’11 get the lesson this time!” The Arab eats his lunch, pays without a quibble, praises the food and even asks for a reservation for 10 of his friends for the same evening. The owner decides`OK,1et him have the reservation, but if his friends do come，charge them tenfold!” The Arabs appear in the evening, have a large dinner, pay without complaining and even tip generously. So the next day the owner puts a new sign in the window: "JEWS NOT WELCOME."
但是第二天，那個阿拉伯人又來了，這回他要了一整套午餐。老板決定收他三倍的錢，這樣他就知道厲害了!那個阿拉伯人吃過午餐后通通快快的付了錢，還稱贊食物非常好吃，甚至預定了當天晚上十個人的晚餐。老板想了想說:“沒問題，就讓他預定，但是等他的朋友來了就收他們十倍的錢!”等到晚上，那些阿拉伯人真的來了，點了好多菜，毫無怨言地付了十倍的錢，而且還大方地給了不少小費。于是第三天，老板在窗戶上寫了一行新字:“猶太人不許人內(nèi)”。
英語小笑話短篇故事帶翻譯：兩個獵人
Two hunters hire a small plane to take them to a remote area of Canada. Upon dropping off the hunters，the pilot tells them, "Remember only one moose, because the plane wouldn' t be able to take off with more weight than that.” The hunters go off. A week later when the plane returns to pick them up the two hunters are standing by the lake with two moose.
兩個獵人租了一架小型飛機帶他們?nèi)ゼ幽么蟮囊粋€偏僻地區(qū)。當兩個獵人到達目的地下飛機時，飛行員告訴他們說:“記住，飛機只能帶一只駝鹿，否則飛機會因為過重而無法起飛。”兩個獵
人就這樣打獵去了。
The pilot fumes, "I told you guys only one moose, and you' 11 have to leave one because we won’t be able to take off with that much weight.” "Oh, come on,” beg the two hunters, "Last year the pilot let us take two moose on, you’re just a chicken.”
過了一個星期，當飛機返回原地接他們的時候看到他們身邊有兩只駝鹿。飛行員憤怒地說:“我告訴過你們，只能帶一只駝鹿。你們必須丟下一只否則飛機過重無法起飛。”“哦，別這樣”，兩個獵人哀求道，“去年那個飛行員讓我們帶了兩只駝鹿呢，你膽子也太小了。”
Not wanting to be accused of being a coward，the pilot allows the two to bring both moose on the craft. The plane starts across the lake, straining to take off. The pilot tries and tries to no avail and the plane crashes into the trees at the end of the lake. A while later after coming to one of the hunters gets up and looks at all the scattered debris of the wreck and says, "Where are we?" To which the other hunter replies, "Oh，I’d say about a hundred yards farther than last year.
飛行員怕別人說他是膽小鬼，于是就同意帶上兩只駝鹿一起走。當飛機穿過一個湖后開始迫降。飛行員用盡辦法也無濟于事，飛機墜落在湖邊的一片樹林里。過了不久，一個獵人起身看著
飛機的殘骸說:“我們這是在哪?’’另一個獵人回答:“哦，我覺得比去年還遠了一百碼呢。”
英語小笑話短篇故事帶翻譯：初出茅廬的州警
Yesterday, in a county in south Georgia, a young state trooper went to the local magistrate and requested a warrant to arrest someone. The magistrate, doing his job, determined there was insufficient evidence and refused to issue the warrant. The trooper arrested the magistrate for" obstruction of justice.” Upon arrival at the county jail, the sheriff quickly determined what had happened，and refused to lock up the magistrate. The best part was the state patrol post’s leader's response, in a radio interview. "We believe this was just a minor misunderstanding. We have spoken with the trooper, and it won’t happen again.”
昨天，在喬治亞州南部的一個縣，一位年輕的州警到當?shù)氐姆ㄔ海胍粋€人，希望法官給他開一個逮捕令。那個法官認為沒有足夠的證據(jù)可以證明那個人有罪，所以拒絕簽發(fā)逮捕令。于是，這名警察便以“妨礙公務(wù)”的罪名逮捕了那位法官?？墒钱斨伟查L官了解了情況以后，便拒絕監(jiān)禁名法官。然而最精彩的部分還要說是巡警長官的態(tài)度了，他在電話采訪中說到:“我們相信這完全是個小小誤會，我們已經(jīng)批評了那個巡警，并且保證今后再不會發(fā)生類似的事情了!”
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