英語(yǔ)小笑話演講稿1分鐘
英語(yǔ)小笑話演講稿1分鐘
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1分鐘英語(yǔ)小笑話演講稿篇1
也要謙虛為懷
"The man I marry must be as wise as Solomon,
“我要結(jié)婚的對(duì)象必須要像所羅門(mén)王一樣聰明，
as mighty as Hercules,
像赫克力士一樣強(qiáng)壯，
as brave as Admiral Nelson,
像納爾遜上將一樣英勇，
and as graceful as Nureyev. "
并和蘇聯(lián)芭蕾舞蹈家諾瑞耶夫一樣優(yōu)雅。”
"How fortunate we met! "
“很幸運(yùn)能見(jiàn)到你!”
1分鐘英語(yǔ)小笑話演講稿篇2
A slender, delicate, immaculately dressed Englishman was explaining to the visiting Americanabout British law.
一位身材修長(zhǎng)，舉止文雅，穿著光鮮的英國(guó)人向來(lái)訪的美國(guó)人解釋英國(guó)法律。
"You know, homosexuality was once considered so heinous in Britain that it was punishable byexecution.
“你知道嗎?在英國(guó)，同性戀?gòu)那氨徽J(rèn)為是罪大惡極，可判處極刑，
Only 100 years ago, it was reduced to a misdemeanor,
一百年前，被減為行為失檢之輕微罪刑。
and about 50 years ago, decriminalized altogether...
大約五十年前則完全不觸犯刑法……。
Personally, I shan't be satisfied till it's mandatory! "
不過(guò)就我個(gè)人而言，非要等到法令強(qiáng)制大家都得同性戀時(shí)，我才會(huì)開(kāi)心。”
1分鐘英語(yǔ)小笑話演講稿篇3
免驚啦!
At the swimming pool one day, a child asked his mother,
在游泳池旁，一個(gè)小孩問(wèn)他媽媽?zhuān)?/p>
"Mommy, Mommy, can I go swimming?"
“媽咪，媽咪，我可不可以下去游泳?“
"Certainly not, darling. The water's much too deep. "
“親愛(ài)的，當(dāng)然不可以，水太深了。”
"But Daddy's swimming, Mommy. "
“可是爸爸不是在游泳嗎?媽咪!”
"Your daddy's insured, sweetheart. "
“你爸爸有保險(xiǎn)啊，甜心。”
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