高一英語小笑話故事閱讀
高一英語小笑話故事閱讀
笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創(chuàng)作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。小編精心收集了高一英語小笑話故事，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
高一英語小笑話故事篇1
Boxing and Running
拳擊和賽跑
Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, soI’m teaching my boy to fight."
丹在教他的兒子怎樣拳擊。他告訴他的朋友：“這是一個(gè)粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的兒子怎么去拼搏。”
Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also beentaught how to box."
朋友：“如果他碰上的對手是一個(gè)比他高大，健壯而且也會拳擊的人怎么辦?”
Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."
丹：“我也會教他怎么樣賽跑呢。”
高一英語小笑話故事篇2
The Fourth Element
第四元素
Teacher: What are the four element of nature?
老師：自然界的四大元素是什么?
Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...
學(xué)生：火、氣、和。。。和。。。
Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?
老師：和什么?想一想， 你用什么洗手的?
Student: Soap!
學(xué)生：肥皂。
高一英語小笑話故事篇3
Friend for Dinner
請朋友吃飯
Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.
“親愛的，”丈夫?qū)ζ拮诱f：“我邀請了一位朋友回家吃晚飯。”
What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty,and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!
“什么?你瘋了嗎?我們的房子亂糟糟的，我很久沒有買過東西回來了，所有的碗碟都是臟的，還有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚飯。”
I know all that.
“這些我全都知道。”
Then why did you invite a friend for supper?
“那你為什么還要邀請朋友回來吃晚飯?”
Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.
“因?yàn)槟莻€(gè)可憐的笨蛋正考慮要結(jié)婚呢。”
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