簡短的英文笑話大全
簡短的英文笑話大全
近些年,冷笑話作為一種特殊的幽默方式在互聯(lián)網(wǎng)、電視節(jié)目、書籍雜志上廣泛流傳。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了簡短的英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!
簡短的英文笑話篇一
異奇!
My first waitressing job was in a coffee shop. We featured a lunch special called "Tuna Salad Surprise"，a tuna sandwich served with soup and chips. When our sandwich maker didn't show up for work one hectic Saturday，we had to prepare our own sandwiches.
我做招待工作始于咖啡店。我們有道午餐特餐叫“金槍魚沙拉異奇”。這個(gè)套餐實(shí)際上就是把金槍魚三明治、湯、薯?xiàng)l技在一起吃.一個(gè)例霉竹星期六，我們那做特餐三明治的
廚師沒來上班，我們只好自己準(zhǔn)備三明治。
A man sat down and ordered the special. I raced to the sandwich board，prepared the order，poured his coffee and rushed to the next customer. Later，as I delivered his check,he noted politely that he had never. eaten a potato-salad sandwich before. Horrified at my mistake，I asked，”Why didn't you tell me it was potato salad instead of tuna?"
一位男食客坐下來，要了這道特餐。我跑到了三明治拒臺(tái)，替他準(zhǔn)備好了套餐，又給他倒了一杯咖啡，就開始招待下一位食容。不久，我把帳單遞給了要特餐的食客.他很禮
貌地說，他從沒吃過土豆沙拉三明治。這時(shí)我才意識(shí)到我把三明治弄錯(cuò)了，我真有點(diǎn)害怕了。我問他:“你為什么不早告訴我特餐是土豆沙拉而不是金槍魚沙拉呢?”
"I thought that was the surprise.”
“我還以為那就是所謂的異奇呢.
簡短的英文笑話篇二
“走不動(dòng)了”
Out-of-state friends of ours recently inherited several pieces of real estate which, unfortunately, are producing more taxes than income. When my wife invited thenn for a visit，back carne the response:"You know we'd love it. But right now we're just too property-stricken to go anywhere."
我們外州的朋友最近繼承了幾塊地產(chǎn)。不幸的是幾塊地產(chǎn)給他們的不是收入，而是稅款。我妻子邀請(qǐng)他們來玩的時(shí)候，他們說:“你知道我們是很樂意去的。但是，我們現(xiàn)在讓對(duì)產(chǎn)壓得哪兒也去不了了。”
簡短的英文笑話篇三
把他送走!
The children begged for a hamster, and after the usual fervent vows that they alone would care for it，they got one. They named it Danny. Two months later, when found herself responsible for cleaning and feediag the creature,she located a prospective new home for it. The children took the news of them remarked,"He's been around here a long time_we'll miss him."
我的孩子們都想要一只倉鼠。在他們發(fā)出了堅(jiān)定的誓言—自己照顧那個(gè)動(dòng)物之后，他們真的得到了一只。他們給它取了名字叫“丹尼”。兩個(gè)月后，媽媽終于意識(shí)到實(shí)際上清洗和喂養(yǎng)這只動(dòng)物的事全是由她一人承當(dāng)著。因此，她為那只倉鼠找了個(gè)新家。孩于們對(duì)“丹尼”的離開并沒做出什么反應(yīng)。只有其中的一個(gè)說了句:“他和我們?cè)谝黄鹨延泻荛L一段時(shí)間了—我們會(huì)想他的。”
"Yes,"Mom replied."But he's too much work for one person,and since I'm that one person,I say he goes."
“是呀，”媽媽說，“但是，由一個(gè)人來照顧他也實(shí)在是夠累的。既然我就是那個(gè)人，我說送他走.”
Another child offered,"Well,maybe if he wouldn't eat so much and wouldn't be so messy,we could keep him."
另一個(gè)孩于說:“如果他吃的不那么多，他不那么臟亂，也許我們還能把他留下。”
But Mom was firm."It's time to take Danny to his new home now,"she insisted."Go and get his cage."
但是媽媽很堅(jiān)決:“現(xiàn)在該給丹尼找個(gè)新家了，”媽媽一點(diǎn)兒也不肯讓步。“去把他的籠子拿來。”
With one voice and in tearful outrage the children shouted,"Danny? We thought you said Daddy!"
這時(shí)孩子們異口同聲地喊了起來:“丹尼?我們還以為是送爹爹走呢!”
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