很短的英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯

時(shí)間：2017-03-01 13:48:31 韋彥867由分享

　　在交際場(chǎng)合,能恰到好處地講個(gè)笑話或自創(chuàng)一個(gè)幽默,不僅可以體現(xiàn)自己的語(yǔ)言水平,還可以提升個(gè)人魅力。小編精心收集了很短的英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!

　　很短的英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇1

　　Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.

　　小男孩：爸爸，我想結(jié)婚。

　　Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?

　　爸爸打趣地問(wèn)道：噢!誰(shuí)是你心中合適的人選?

　　Little boy: Grandma.

　　小男孩：奶奶。

　　Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, did you?

　　爸爸：等一下，你認(rèn)為我會(huì)讓你娶我的媽媽?

　　Little boy: Why not? You married mine.

　　小男孩：為什么不?你娶了我的媽媽。

　　Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. 丈夫打完高爾夫球回來(lái)，我們四歲的女兒莎拉在門口迎了上去。

　　Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?爸爸，誰(shuí)贏了高爾夫球比賽，是你還是理查叔叔?

　　Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win, my husband hedged. We just play to have fun.我和理查叔叔打高爾夫球不是為贏，丈夫推諉說(shuō)。我們打球只是為了好玩而已。

　　Undaunted, Sare said, Okay, Daddy, who had more fun?莎拉毫不氣餒，又問(wèn)：那么，爸爸，誰(shuí)覺(jué)得更好玩呢?

　　Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger.

　　維爾和比爾在爭(zhēng)吵，誰(shuí)的爸爸是更強(qiáng)壯的一個(gè)。

　　Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."

　　維爾說(shuō)：“你知道太平洋嗎?那個(gè)坑是我爸爸挖的。”

　　Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"

　　比爾不屑地說(shuō)：“那沒(méi)什么。你知道死海嗎? 那是我爸爸打死的。

　　
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