英語爆笑笑話帶翻譯閱讀

　　笑話是指以一句短語或一個(gè)小故事讓說話者和聽者之間覺得好笑，或是產(chǎn)生幽默感，另外一個(gè)行動(dòng)(動(dòng)作)型的笑話是以動(dòng)作影響人的視覺及觀感，而感到好笑。大家想快樂每一天嗎?一起來看一下這些英語爆笑笑話吧~

　　A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.

　　The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner, people." A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that corner...NOW!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.

　　Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" "Pretty good," chuckled the veteran policemen, "especially since this is a bus stop!"

　　一名新警察與老警察開著警車第一次出去巡邏。 他們得到命令去疏散一群閑逛的人，于是他們開車去了那條街，看到路口站著一群人。

　　新警察搖下窗戶：“大家注意了，快離開這里。”人們看了他幾眼，沒理他。他喊起來：“離開這里，馬上離開!”大家都不知道怎么回事，但是在他的威脅下還是離開了。

　　新警察對(duì)他第一次執(zhí)行公務(wù)的結(jié)果很滿意，對(duì)老警察說：“我干得怎么樣?”“你做得很好，”老警察笑著說，“尤其是在公共汽車站。”

　　關(guān)于師生之間的英文笑話

　　1、Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?

　　老師:為什么你天天早晨都遲到?

　　Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".

　　湯姆:每當(dāng)我經(jīng)過學(xué)校的拐角處,僦看見一個(gè)牌子仩寫著"學(xué)校----慢行".

　　2、Two Birds 兩只鳥

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　老師：請(qǐng)說說看。

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

　　3、The Fish Net 魚網(wǎng)

　　"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

　　"你能告訴我魚網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安?" 老師發(fā)問道。

　　"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

　　"把很多小孔用繩索栓在一起就成了魚網(wǎng)了。" 小女孩回答道。

　　4、The New Teacher 新老師

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。

　　"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

　　"喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?" 媽媽問。

　　"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said.

　　"媽媽，我不喜歡，由于她說3加3得6, 可后來又說2加4也得6。"

　　that two and four were six too....."

　　5、A physics Examination 一次物理考試

　　Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates

　　在一次物理考試時(shí)，當(dāng)同學(xué)們都還在苦思冥想時(shí)，尼克很快就答好了第一個(gè)題目。

　　were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then

　　這個(gè)題目是：為什么在打雷時(shí)，我們總是先看到閃電后聽到雷聲?

　　hear the thunderrolls? Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

　　尼克的回答是：由于眼睛在前，耳朵在后。