英語(yǔ)笑話大全爆笑
英語(yǔ)笑話大全爆笑
笑話,顧名思義,是一種通過(guò)幽默的文字或圖示來(lái)達(dá)到令人會(huì)心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文學(xué)形式。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
A Half
一半
Doctor, lately I only hear half as well as I suppose to.
醫(yī)生，最近我的聽力只有我應(yīng)該聽到的一半。
I don't understand that, but let's try a small test.
我不太明白，但是讓我們做個(gè)小測(cè)試。
Say after me: eighty-eight.
跟我說(shuō):88。
Forty-four.
44。
爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
Reasons
理由
One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
一天清晨，媽媽去叫還在睡覺的兒子起床。
Wake up, son.
起來(lái)，兒子。
It's time to go to school.
去學(xué)校的時(shí)間到了。
But why? I don't want to go to school.
但是為什么?我不想去學(xué)校。
Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.
給我兩個(gè)理由，你為什么不想去學(xué)校。
One, all the children hate me.
第一，所有的孩子都恨我。
Two, all the teachers hate me.
第二，所有的老師都恨我。
Oh! That's not a reason.
哦!這不是理由。
Come on, you have to go to school.
來(lái)吧，你必須去學(xué)校。
Give me two good reasons why I should go to school?
那給我兩個(gè)為什么我要去學(xué)校的理由?
One, you are fiftyt-two years old and should understand your responsibilities.
第一，你都52歲了，應(yīng)該明白自己的責(zé)任。
Two you are the principal of the school.
第二，你是學(xué)校的校長(zhǎng)。
爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
Wife's Begging
妻子的祈求
Two men were talking at the break-room.
兩位男士正在休息室淡論著。
One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife.
一位對(duì)另一位說(shuō)起他與妻子的一場(chǎng)爭(zhēng)斗。
"In the end" he said, "I had her begging on her knees."
他說(shuō)：“最后，我迫使她跪下來(lái)求我。”
"What did she say?" asked the coworker.
“她怎么求你的?”另一位很好奇。
"She told me to come out from under the bed."
“她求我快點(diǎn)從床下爬出來(lái)。”
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