經典英語冷笑話
經典英語冷笑話
下面是學習啦小編整理的經典英語冷笑話,歡迎大家閱讀!
經典英語冷笑話一:
1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
老師:誰能回到我下一個問題,誰就可以回家了。
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一個小男孩把書包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?!
老師:誰剛剛把書包扔出去了?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩:我!我現(xiàn)在要回家了。
經典英語冷笑話二:
2、What dog can jump higher than a building?
什么狗比大樓跳的還高?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
任何一只狗,大樓又跳不起來!
經典英語冷笑話三:
3、What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什么有頭、有尾,但是沒有身體?
A coin!
硬幣。
經典英語冷笑話四:
4、What has one eye but cannot see?
什么有一只眼睛,卻看不見?
A needle.
針。
經典英語冷笑話五:
5、Wife: "How would you describe me?"
妻子:你會怎么形容我呢?
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
丈夫:ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: "What does that mean?"
妻子:那是什么意思?
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable,
gorgeous, and hot."
丈夫:迷人的、魅力的、可愛的、令人愉悅的、優(yōu)雅的、時髦的、漂亮的
和火辣的。
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
妻子:哇,謝謝,但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
丈夫:開個玩笑!
經典英語冷笑話六:
The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel.
一對新婚夫婦走進位于邁阿密海灘旅館的電梯。
The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said,
"Why, hello, Teddy, how are you?"
電梯操作員是一個漂亮的金發(fā)碧眼的美女,看到他們十分驚奇,她說:“嗨,Teddy,你好嗎?”
When the couple reached their room, the piqued bride demanded: "Who was that
woman?!"
夫婦倆到了他們自己的房間,憤怒的新娘要求丈夫做出解釋:“那女人是誰?!”
"Take it easy, honey," said the groom, "I'm going to have trouble enough
explaining you to her."
“冷靜點,寶貝,”新郎說:“我得對她解釋你是誰,這已經足夠煩死我了。”