英語(yǔ)笑話大全短篇
英語(yǔ)笑話大全短篇
笑話是以民間口頭創(chuàng)作為主的一種文學(xué)形式,是現(xiàn)實(shí)生活中深受人們喜愛(ài)的文娛語(yǔ)體。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了短篇英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
短篇英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
Lawyer’s Advice
律師的忠告
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by aman who asked advice on how to hanle his ulcer.
有一位醫(yī)生和一位律師出席一場(chǎng)雞尾酒會(huì)，當(dāng)時(shí)有一名男子走近這位醫(yī)生詢問(wèn)有關(guān)如何處理他的潰瘍的忠告。
The doctor mumbled some medical advice,then turned to the lawyer and asked,
這位醫(yī)生就咕嚕咕嚕說(shuō)了一些醫(yī)療上的忠告，然后轉(zhuǎn)向這位律師。
"How do you handled the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?"
并問(wèn)他：“當(dāng)你在社交宴會(huì)場(chǎng)合中被人詢間忠告的時(shí)候，你都怎么處理這個(gè)情形呢?”
"Just send an account for such advice" replied the lawyer.
這位律師回答說(shuō)： “就寄出一張聽(tīng)取忠告的賬單呀”。
On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issues the ulcer-stricken man a account.
下一天早上，這位醫(yī)生來(lái)到他的診療窒;開(kāi)出一張五十元賬單給這名罹患潰瘍的男子。
That afternoon he received a 0 account from the lawyer.
而在那天下午他竟然就收到一張從律師那里寄來(lái)的一百元賬單。
短篇英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
肉商與律師
A dog ran into a butcher and grabbed a roast off the counter.
有一只狗，跑進(jìn)一家肉店把一塊烤肉從臺(tái)子上搶走。
Fortunately,the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his.
很幸運(yùn)地，肉商辨認(rèn)出’這只狗是屬于他鄰居的。
The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.
這位鄰居碰巧又是一位律師。
Incensed at the theft,the butcher called up his neighter and said,
這起竊盜激怒了這位肉商。于是他就打電話給他的鄰居說(shuō)：
"Hey,if your dog stole a rasat from my butcher shop,would you be liable for the coast of themeat?"
“喂，如果你的狗兒從我的肉店偷走了一塊烤肉，你會(huì)為這塊肉的損失費(fèi)用負(fù)責(zé)任嗎?”
The lawyer replied,"Of course,how much was the roast?"
這名律師回答說(shuō)：“當(dāng)然會(huì)呀，這塊烤肉多少錢(qián)呢?”
"."Afew days later the butcher received a check in the mail for .
“八元。”幾天后，這位肉商收到一封郵件，里面有一張八元的支票。
Attached to it was an invoice that read:
這張支票卻附上了一張發(fā)票，上面寫(xiě)著：
Legal Consultation Service:0.
“法律咨詢服務(wù) ：一百五十元。”
短篇英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
Beef Sandwich
牛肉三明治
A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter.
有一名男子走近一家熟食店，在吃午餐的柜臺(tái)旁選了一個(gè)位置。
"Give me corned beef sandwich,"he ordered.
他點(diǎn)餐時(shí)說(shuō)：“給我來(lái)個(gè)腌牛肉三明治。”
"Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu,but I can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it,like our midnight Special."
"菜單上沒(méi)有腌牛肉三 明治，但是我可以給你一個(gè)里面有腌牛肉的三明治，像是我們的午夜特餐。”
"What's a Midnight Special?"
“午夜特餐是什么?”
"A triple decker with corned beef,tongue,bologna,tomato,lettuce,onion,pockle andmayonnaise,on toasted raisin bread."
“有三層，里面是腌牛肉、牛舌、熏香腸、蕃茄、萵苣、 洋蔥、腌泡菜，還有美乃滋的三層烤葡萄干面包。…
"Could you just place a piece of corned beef between two slices of white bread and serve it tome on a plate?"
"你可不可以在兩片白面包中間只放一片腌牛肉，裝在一個(gè)盤(pán)子上端給我吃?”
"Why,sure!"Then,turning to the sandwich man ,
“哦，當(dāng)然可以。啦!”接著他就轉(zhuǎn)向制作三明治的人，
he sang out:"One Midnighet Special.Make it one deck,hold thetongue,bolgna,tomato,lettuce,onion,pickle and mayonnaise,and make the raisin breadwhite,untoasted!"
大聲喊出：“一個(gè)午夜特餐。把它做一層就好，里面不要加牛著、熏香腸、蕃茄、萵苣、洋蔥、腌泡菜和美乃滋，把葡萄干面包做成白面包，不要烤!”
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