下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理的關(guān)于春節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　關(guān)于春節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話：

　　01.:how long will the next bus be?

　　b:it's about 45 feet.

　　這是玩得文字游戲。用中文就沒(méi)勁了。翻成中文就不好笑了。

　　02.a: i have seen your face somewhere?

　　b: yes, it has always been just right here between my two ears.

　　怎么樣啊? 能悟出它的幽默所在嗎?

　　03.customer: these shoes are much too narrow and pointed.

　　shoes cleark: that's what they' re wearing this season.

　　customer: perhaps so,but i'm still wearing last season'feet.

　　04.doctor: your cough sounds much better today.

　　patient: it should. i've been practicing all night.

　　你的咳嗽今天聽(tīng)上去好點(diǎn)了

　　病人： 應(yīng)該是好點(diǎn)了。昨晚我練了一個(gè)晚上。

　　關(guān)于春節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話.the company's mission to eat nian fan

　　this year in the company for the new year together, eating regiment nian fan, the manager drunk, going to the toilet and vomiting, to coincide with a male staff member is urinate, the manager angrily, saying: that of how a good drink still pouring? male wensheng emergency stop, but he unexpectedly biechu ass, the manager was furious: damn! who opened the bottle?

　　翻譯：

　　在公司吃團(tuán)年飯

　　今年在公司里過(guò)春節(jié),在一起吃團(tuán)年飯時(shí)，經(jīng)理酒醉，入廁嘔吐，恰逢一男職員正小解，經(jīng)理怒曰：說(shuō)好不喝了怎么還倒酒?男聞聲急停，不料憋出個(gè)屁來(lái)，經(jīng)理大怒：媽的!誰(shuí)又開(kāi)了一瓶?

　　關(guān)于春節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話：

　　New Year Resolution Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I posted the resolutions on the bulletin board in the reading center, one young teacher stopped by, looked at them for a few minutes, then left abruptly. Passing two teachers on their way in, she stormed, "My resolution isn't posted - and mine was one of the first ones in!" I couldn't help but overhear, and the tone of her voice sent me flying to my desk in rearch of a misplaced resolution. Looking rapidly through stacks of papers, I uncovered hers. It read, "I resolve not to let little things upset me. "

　　新年決心書(shū)為了激勵(lì)同學(xué)們對(duì)我們閱覽中心的興趣，我請(qǐng)每位老師在一張?zhí)刂频谋砀裆蠈?xiě)一篇新年決心書(shū)交給我。我將決心書(shū)張貼在閱覽中心的布告牌上之后，一位年輕老師停下來(lái)看了幾分鐘，便抽身走開(kāi)了。她越過(guò)兩位老師闖了進(jìn)來(lái)，大發(fā)雷霆道：“我的決心書(shū)竟然沒(méi)有貼出來(lái)-而我的是第一批交上來(lái)的。”我在旁邊聽(tīng)到了，看她氣勢(shì)洶洶的樣子，我嚇得趕緊跑回辦公室去找那份放錯(cuò)了地方的決心書(shū)，飛快瀏覽了幾疊紙之后，我打開(kāi)了她的那一份，上面寫(xiě)著：我決心不再為一些小事而煩惱。

　　關(guān)于春節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話：

　　A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves,"What are you doing in there?" she asked.

　　一位女士打開(kāi)冰箱門(mén),發(fā)現(xiàn)一只兔子坐在其中的一層隔板上,就問(wèn)它：“你在那里做什么?”

　　The rabbit replied,"This is a Westinghouse,isn't it?"

　　兔子回答：“這是Westinghouse對(duì)不對(duì)?”(Westinghouse,西屋電氣公司)

　　The lady confirmed,"Yes."

　　女士確認(rèn)道：“沒(méi)錯(cuò).”

　　"Well," the rabbit said,"I'm westing."

　　兔子說(shuō)：“那就對(duì)了,我就是要往西邊去.”

　　關(guān)于春節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話：

　　Rabbit:Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?

　　兔子：你確信這瓶特制胡蘿卜汁能治好我的病?

　　Doctor:Absolutely.No rabbit ever came back for another.

　　醫(yī)生：當(dāng)然咯,凡是喝過(guò)的兔子沒(méi)有一只來(lái)要第二瓶的.

　　關(guān)于春節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話：

　　Baby Rabbit:Mommy,where did I come from?

　　兔寶寶：媽咪,我是從哪兒來(lái)的呢?

　　Mother Rabbit:I'll tell you when you're older.

　　兔媽媽：等你長(zhǎng)大點(diǎn)再告訴你.

　　Baby Rabbit:Oh,Mommy,please,tell me now.

　　兔寶寶：噢媽咪,現(xiàn)在就告訴我吧,求您了.

　　Mother Rabbit:If you must know,you were pulled from a magician's hat.

　　兔媽媽：如果你一定要知道,那我告訴你你是從魔術(shù)師的帽子里被拽出來(lái)的.