搞笑的英語笑話欣賞
搞笑的英語笑話欣賞
笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創(chuàng)作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。小編精心收集了搞笑的英語笑話,供大家欣賞學習!
搞笑的英語笑話篇1
mr. johnson: are you using you mower this afternoon?
約翰遜先生:今天下午你準備用割草機嗎?
mr.smith: yes.
史密斯先生:是的。
mr.johnson: fine. then can i borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it?
約翰遜先生:太好了。既然您不用網(wǎng)球拍,那我可以借用一下嗎?
搞笑的英語笑話篇2
"father," said jim, running into the drawing-room, " there's a big black cat in the dining-room."
吉米跑進客廳說:“爸爸,餐廳里有一只大黑貓!”
"never mind, jimmy," said his father drowsily, "black cats are lucky."
他的父親懶洋洋得說:“沒關(guān)系,吉米,黑貓是幸運貓呢。”
"this one is, he's just had your dinner!"
“它的確很幸運:(因為)它剛把你的晚飯給吃了。”
搞笑的英語笑話篇3
proctor (exceedingly angry):"so you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched? now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?"
學監(jiān)(非常生氣):“現(xiàn)在你承認這可憐的新生被扔進這蛙池里,渾身濕透?那么你在這不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢?”
sophomore (meekly):"the right leg, sir."
二年級學生(恭順地):“右腿,先生。”
搞笑的英語笑話篇4
brown: i'm sorry to see you so unwell. have you seen the doctor?
布朗:看到你身體這樣不好真讓人難過。你去看醫(yī)生了嗎?
jack: yes. i'm having three baths a day.
杰克:看過了,我現(xiàn)在一天洗三次澡。
brown: what for?
布朗:為什么?
jack: don't know, doctor's orders. he gave me some medicine and told me to follow the directions on the bottle, which read:" one tablespoonful to be taken three times a day in water.
杰克:我也不知道,這是醫(yī)生的囑咐。他給了我一些藥并告訴我要按照藥瓶上的說明去做。說明上面寫著“一天三次在水中服一湯匙。”
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