下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理的關(guān)于運(yùn)動(dòng)的英語(yǔ)笑話，希望對(duì)大家有幫助。

　　關(guān)于運(yùn)動(dòng)的英語(yǔ)笑話：運(yùn)動(dòng)世家

　　A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families. The German says I have 4 kids, one more and they"ll make a basketball team. The Englishman says huh!Thats nothing, I have 10 boys, one more and I"ll be the world-champion soccer-team"s coach. The American starts laughing. He says I"ve had 17 wives and no kids!! But one more wife and I"ll open a golf course!

　　德國(guó)人 , 英國(guó)人和美語(yǔ)正在一列火車上旅行。 他們變得無(wú)趣而且開始告訴彼此關(guān)于他們的家庭。 德國(guó)人說我有 4個(gè)小孩, 另外一個(gè)和他們"ll 泡一個(gè)籃球隊(duì)。 英國(guó)人說哼!!那毫不，我喝 10個(gè)男孩、另外一個(gè)和我 " ll 是世界-冠軍的足球 - 隊(duì) " s 教練。 美國(guó)開始笑。 他說我"ve 有 17個(gè)老婆和沒有小孩!! 但是另外一個(gè)妻子和我"ll 打開一個(gè)高爾夫球場(chǎng)!

　　關(guān)于運(yùn)動(dòng)的英語(yǔ)笑話：運(yùn)動(dòng)會(huì)

　　The elder brother takes a younger brother to attend the sports games of school.While connecting a dint match a beginning, the younger brother asks:"Front why does that person run so and quickly?"

　　The elder brother answers a way:"Certainly want to run quickly, you didn't see a behind, is that person taking stick to make track for and beat him?"

　　哥哥帶著弟弟去參加學(xué)校的運(yùn)動(dòng)會(huì)。當(dāng)接力賽開始時(shí)，弟弟問：“前面那個(gè)人為什么跑得那么快?”

　　哥哥答道：“當(dāng)然要快跑啦，你沒有看見后面那個(gè)人正拿棍子追著要打他嗎?”

　　關(guān)于運(yùn)動(dòng)的英語(yǔ)笑話：操勞不喪身，憂愁愁煞人。

　　This story is about another five doctor who went duck hunting one day.These five doctors were a general practice physician，a pediatri-cian,a psychiatrist，a surgeon and a pathologist.

　　這個(gè)故事是關(guān)于另外5個(gè)醫(yī)生的故事，一天他們?nèi)ゴ蛞傍?，這五個(gè)醫(yī)生包括一個(gè)全科醫(yī)生、一個(gè)兒科醫(yī)生、一個(gè)精神病醫(yī)生、一個(gè)外科醫(yī)生和病理學(xué)家。

　　A:Look，a bird is coming winging overhead.

　　看，一只鳥在頭頂飛過。

　　B:Why did you raise your shotgun and then hesitate?

　　你為什么舉起槍又猶豫了呢?

　　A:I am not quite sure it's a duck，I think that I will have to get a second opinion，but the bird was long gone.

　　我不敢肯定那是不是鴨子，我想我必須聽聽另一醫(yī)生的診斷意見。但這時(shí)鳥飛走了。

　　B:Look!Another duck.

　　看!另一只鴨子。

　　C:Why don't you shoot at it?

　　你為什么不打它?

　　B:(Muttering ) I am also unsure if it is really a duck in my sight and besides，it might have babies，I'll have to do some more investiga- dons.

　　(喃喃自語(yǔ))我也不能肯定那是不是鴨子。并且那只鳥可能還懷著小鳥，我必須作進(jìn)一步調(diào)查。

　　C:But the creature make good its escape.

　　但是那家伙從容不迫地逃脫了。

　　(Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist.Shotgun shouldered，he was more certain of his intended prey's identity.

　　然后，是眼尖的精神病醫(yī)生看到了飛鳥。用肩頂住槍托，他比其他人更清楚自己瞄準(zhǔn)的獵物是什么。)

　　D:Why do you hesitate since you know it is a duek?

　　既然你知道那是只鴨子你還猶豫什么?

　　C:Now，I know it's a duck，but does it know it's a duck?

　　是啊，現(xiàn)在我知道那是只鴨子，可它自己知道嗎?

　　(Finally，a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon pointed sky wards. BOOM!The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned nonchalantly to the pathologist beside him.

　　最后，第四只鴨子快速地飛過。這次是外科醫(yī)生把獵槍對(duì)準(zhǔn)了天空。“嘣”一聲槍響，外科醫(yī)生放下槍口還在冒煙的獵槍，扭過頭，面無(wú)表情地對(duì)身邊的病理學(xué)家說。)

　　D:Good to see if that was a duck，will you?

　　去看看那是不是一只野鴨，可以嗎?