搞笑英語(yǔ)段子帶翻譯
笑話(huà)一般比較短小,喜劇性很強(qiáng),普遍存在于人們的日常生活中。笑話(huà)的娛樂(lè)作用可以減輕人的心理壓力,促進(jìn)身體健康。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的搞笑英語(yǔ)段子帶翻譯，歡迎欣賞!
搞笑英語(yǔ)段子帶翻譯篇1
Teacher; Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?
老師:“誰(shuí)能告訴我有關(guān)十八世紀(jì)的偉大科學(xué)家的一些事情呢?
Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.
搞笑英語(yǔ)段子帶翻譯篇2
Teacher: David，why don’t you wash your facie`? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?
老師:“戴維，你為什么不洗洗你的臉呢?我都看得出來(lái)你今天一早上吃的是什么。”
David: What was it?
戴維:“我吃什么了呢?”
Teacher: Eggs.
老師:“雞蛋。”
David: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.
戴維:“不對(duì)，老師，那是我昨天吃的。”
搞笑英語(yǔ)段子帶翻譯篇3
The teacher asked Tom:"Why did you come to school so late this morning?"
老師問(wèn)湯姆:“今天早上你為什么遲到了?”
"Someone lost one dollar.”Answered Tom.
“有個(gè)人丟了一塊錢(qián)。”湯姆回答說(shuō)。
"Oh，now I know money ,”the teacher you helped him find said.
“噢，我知道了，你幫助他找錢(qián)了。”老師說(shuō)。
"No,I stood on the money until the person went away," was Tom's reply.
“我一直站在那一塊錢(qián)上，直到所有的人都走了。”湯姆回答說(shuō)。
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