外國英語趣味笑話四則

　　在日常繁忙的生活，也不要忘記了放松自己。下面學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)硗鈬⒄Z趣味笑話四則，希望大家喜歡!

　　外國英語趣味笑話：大學(xué)畢業(yè)生

　　A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store.”

　　一個年輕人被一家超市錄用了，第一天去報到的時候，超市經(jīng)理微笑著與他握手致意，然后遞給他一個掃把，說道:“你的第一個工作是把商店打掃干凈。”

　　"But I' m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly.

　　“但是我是大學(xué)畢業(yè)生啊。”年輕人有些憤怒的答道。

　　"Oh, I’m sorry. I didn't know that,” said the manager. "Here, give me the broom 一I'll show you how.”

　　“噢，是這樣。”很抱歉，我不知道經(jīng)理說。“把掃把給我，我做個示范給你看。”

　　外國英語趣味笑話：女人最喜愛哪四種動物呢

　　A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage，a tiger in the bedroom, and a jackass who'll pay for it all.

　　衣柜里的“水貂”，車庫里的“美洲虎”，臥室里的“猛虎”，和愿意為她們買這些的“傻驢”。

　　外國英語趣味笑話：生日禮物

　　The couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I' 11 buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday. Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and he doesn’t get her anything.

　　一對夫妻由于很多年都相處不融洽，所以丈夫想:“我要買一塊墓地送給我妻子做生日禮物。”你能想象他妻子有多失望。第二年，妻子的生日又到了，但是他沒有給她任何東西。

　　She says,“ Why didn't you get me a birthday present?"

　　妻子說:“為什么你不送給我生日禮物。”

　　He says, "You didn't use what I got you Last year!”

　　丈夫回答:“因為去年我送你的生日禮物你沒有用。”

　　外國英語趣味笑話：猜疑心

　　There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him，"Great, so now you’re cheating on me with a bald woman!” The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying," She's not only bald，but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume !”

　　曾有過這么一個老婆，由于強烈的猜疑心，以至于每晚當他丈夫回家之后，她因為沒能從她丈夫的上衣上找到頭發(fā)而對他大吼道:“好啊!你竟然為了一個禿頭女人而欺騙我!”第二天晚上，她沒有聞到丈夫身上有香水味，她又對他大吼道:“她不僅是個禿頭女人，還是個窮的連香水都買不起的女人!”