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經(jīng)典幽默英語故事四則

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  在日常繁忙的生活,也不要忘記了放松自己。下面學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)斫?jīng)典幽默英語故事四則,希望大家喜歡!

  經(jīng)典幽默英語故事:懶惰的結(jié)果

  Mother; Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?

  媽媽:約翰尼,你今天放學(xué)以后為什么被留下了?

  Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on "The Result of Laziness", and I fumed in a blank sheet of paper.

  約翰尼:老師叫我們寫一篇題為“徽惰的結(jié)果”的作文,我交了一張白卷。

  經(jīng)典幽默英語故事:后悔

  Little George was his dad asked him why.

  一天喬治哭了,他爸爸問他怎么了。

  “I’ve lost 5 pence,” sobbed George.

  “我丟了五便士。”喬治哭著說。

  "Never mind,” said his dad kindly, "Here's another S pence for you.”

  “沒關(guān)系。”爸爸和藹地說。“我再給你五便士。”

  At which George howled louder that ever.

  但喬治哭得比以前更響了。

  "Now what is it?" asked his dad.

  “這是怎么了?”爸爸問。

  "I wish I' d said I' d lost 10 pence!”

  “我后悔剛才沒說丟了十便士。”

  經(jīng)典幽默英語故事:他贏了

  Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

  湯姆:約翰尼,你小弟弟好嗎?

  Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

  約翰尼:他害病臥床了。他受了傷

  Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

  湯姆:真糟糕,怎么回事?

  Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

  約翰尼:我們做游戲,看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠(yuǎn),他贏了。

  經(jīng)典幽默英語故事:睡前禱告詞

  Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. “Please God,” she said "Make Na pies the capital of Italy”

  朱莉葉在做睡前祈禱。“禱告上帝。”她說:“讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都吧。”

  Her mother interrupted and said. "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?" And Julie replied, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam”

  她媽媽打斷她說:“朱莉葉,你為什么求上帝讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都呢?”朱莉葉回答說:“因為我在我的地理考卷上就這么寫的。”

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