外國(guó)人的笑話雖然不會(huì)讓你捧腹大笑，但是也會(huì)微微一笑哦，小編今天就給大家?guī)?lái)了英語(yǔ)的笑話，有時(shí)間的可以笑一笑哦

　　英語(yǔ)笑話一

　　always thirsty 總感到口渴

　　"i had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

　　一個(gè)男人對(duì)他的朋友說(shuō)：“我動(dòng)了一次手術(shù)，手術(shù)后醫(yī)生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體里了。”

　　"that's terrible!" said the friend. "got any pain?"

　　“真是太糟糕了!”朋友說(shuō)道：“你覺(jué)得疼嗎?”

　　"no, but i am always thirsty!"

　　“不疼，可是我總感到口渴。”

　　英語(yǔ)笑話二

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　老師： 這兒有兩只鳥(niǎo)，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　老師：請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

　　英語(yǔ)笑話三

　　if I Am a Manager　　One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.　　All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.　　“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理　　一天課上，老師要同學(xué)們以“如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理”為題寫(xiě)一篇作文?！　∷械膶W(xué)生都在動(dòng)筆寫(xiě)了，只有一個(gè)男生例外。老師走過(guò)去問(wèn)他為什么不寫(xiě)。　　“我在等我的秘書(shū)”。那孩子答道。NOTE　　assign vt.分配, 指派 (與to連用)分配　　The monitor was assigned to take notes for the meeting.

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