少兒有趣的英語(yǔ)帶翻譯笑話
英語(yǔ)笑話故事情節(jié)簡(jiǎn)單而巧妙,往往出人意料,下面就給大家分享一下英語(yǔ)笑話,喜歡的就收藏起來(lái)哦
有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
How Many Rabbits
Teacher: Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?
Jonathan: Nine, sir.
Teacher: Nine?
Jonathan: I've got one already, sir.
多少只兔子?
老師:好,喬納森,假如我給你三只兔子,第二天我又給你五只,你一共有多少只兔子?
喬納森:一共有九只,先生。
老師:九只?
喬納森:先生,我本來(lái)就有一只。
幽默的英語(yǔ)兒童笑話
To Go to Heaven
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up ..... what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up -- don't you want to go to Heaven?
Terry: I can't. My Mum told me to go straight home.
去天堂
主日學(xué)校的教員:想去天堂的人舉起手來(lái),把手舉起來(lái)。。。你呢,哈里?你還沒舉手呢-- 你不想去天堂嗎?
哈里: 我去不了,因?yàn)閶寢屪屛乙环艑W(xué)就回家。
少兒英語(yǔ)帶翻譯笑話
Improvement
One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?"
"Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."
進(jìn)步
一位學(xué)生對(duì)另一位說(shuō):“你的英語(yǔ) 最近學(xué)的怎么樣?”
“很好,我過去不懂英國(guó)人說(shuō)話,可現(xiàn)在是英國(guó)人不懂我的話了。”
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