經(jīng)典趣味雙語(yǔ)笑話三則

　　在日常繁忙的生活中，也不要忘了放松自己的心情。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)?lái)經(jīng)典趣味雙語(yǔ)笑話三則，希望大家喜歡!

　　經(jīng)典趣味雙語(yǔ)笑話：烹飪課

　　One day during cooking class,

　　一天在上烹飪課的時(shí)候，

　　our teacher ,Mrs,Brown,was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces .

　　我們的老師布朗太太正在頌揚(yáng)她：準(zhǔn)備完美醬料的秘訣。

　　When she ordered us to the stoves to the prepare our assignments,

　　當(dāng)她把我們叫到爐子邊作準(zhǔn)備工作時(shí)，

　　she said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons ."

　　她說(shuō)：“別忘了要用木制的湯匙”。

　　As I stirred my sauce ,

　　當(dāng)我在攪拌醬料時(shí)，

　　I contemplated the physica behind the mystery of the wooden spoon

　　我一直苦思木制湯匙奧秘的背后所隱含的物理原理，

　　and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction.

　　然后認(rèn)定它一定與熱傳導(dǎo)有關(guān)系。

　　I approached Mrs.Brown to test my theory .

　　我走向布朗太太來(lái)測(cè)試我'韻理論。

　　"Why wooden spoons?"I asked .

　　我問(wèn)：“為什么要用木制湯匙呢?”

　　"Because," she replied , "If I Have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging against metal pots ,I will go nuts!"

　　她回答：“因?yàn)椋绻冶仨氉谶@里聽(tīng)你們?nèi)康慕饘贉着榕榍弥饘俚墓拮?，我?huì)發(fā)瘋喔”。

　　經(jīng)典趣味雙語(yǔ)笑話：忠實(shí)的貓

　　Once upon a time ,a woman had a faithful cat.

　　從前有 個(gè)婦人有一只忠實(shí)的貓。

　　And one day,a guy ran over the cat with his horse drawn carriage.

　　有一天，有個(gè)人用他的馬車(chē)將貓輾死。

　　So,the man went to the old woman and said,

　　因此，這個(gè)人就去找這位老婦人說(shuō)：

　　"I am terribly sorry about your cat.I'd like to replace him."

　　“我對(duì)你的貓感到非常抱歉，我愿意代替它。”

　　"That's so nice of you!" said the old woman,deeply touched.

　　這位老婦人深深地感動(dòng)說(shuō)：“你真好心呀!”“你抓老鼠的功夫很棒嗎?”

　　"So how good are you at catching mice?"

　　經(jīng)典趣味雙語(yǔ)笑話：實(shí)驗(yàn)室檢查

　　Two children were sitting outside a clinic.

　　有兩個(gè)小孩子坐在一間診療室外面。

　　One of them was crying very loudly.

　　其中一個(gè)小孩子哭得非常犬聲。

　　2nd Child;Why are you crying?

　　第二位小孩子說(shuō)：“你為什么哭呀?”

　　1st Child:I came here for blood test.

　　第一位小孩子說(shuō)：“我來(lái)這里驗(yàn)血呀”

　　2nd Child：So?Are you afraid?

　　第二位小孩子說(shuō)：“那又怎樣?你害怕呀?”

　　1st Child :No .Not that.For the blood test,they cut my finger.

　　第一位小孩子說(shuō)：“不怕呀，又不是那樣啦。因?yàn)轵?yàn)血的話，他們要割我的手指頭啦。”

　　At this,the second one started crying.

　　一聽(tīng)到這么說(shuō)，第二位小孩子就開(kāi)始哭了，

　　The first one was astonished.

　　第一位小孩子就非常驚訝。

　　1st Child :Why are you crying now?

　　第一位小孩子說(shuō)：“你現(xiàn)在為什幺哭呀?”

　　2nd Child :I have come for my urine?test!

　　第二位小孩子說(shuō)：“我來(lái)這里微尿液檢驗(yàn)的啦.!”