A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.
　　The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, which he offers to the dog.
　　A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies,
　　"To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass."
譯文：
　　阿瞎子是走在街上與他的導(dǎo)盲犬一天。他們來到一個繁忙的十字路口，以及棒球，無視高流量放大的街道上，導(dǎo)致瞎子權(quán)進(jìn)厚厚的交通。這是其次是尖叫的輪胎和喇叭blaring作為驚慌失措司機(jī)拼命不要嘗試運(yùn)行一雙下來。
　　瞎子和狗最終達(dá)到安全的人行道的另一邊，街頭，和瞎子拉一個Cookie從他上衣口袋里，他提供的dog.
　　A路人，在觀察了近致命事件，無法控制感到驚訝，并表示對瞎子說： “為什么你是地球上的獎勵您的狗與cookie ？他幾乎殺死了你！ ”瞎子部分輪流在他的領(lǐng)導(dǎo)和答復(fù)，
　　“找出他的頭部，這樣我就可以踢他的屁股。”