《老友記》第一季經(jīng)典臺(tái)詞

　　Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?

　　服務(wù)員：想來(lái)杯咖啡嗎?

　　Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor(生還者) . (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?

　　Monica：(指著Rachel)，不要咖啡因的。(對(duì)著大家)嗨，各位，這是Rachel，另一個(gè)Lincoln高中的生還者。(對(duì)著Rachel)這是大家，這是Chandler，Phonebe，Joey，還有，你還認(rèn)識(shí)我哥哥Ross嗎?

　　Rachel: Hi, sure!

　　Rachel：嗨，當(dāng)然!

　　Ross: Hi.

　　Ross：嗨。

　　(They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens. He sits back down defeated(擊敗;挫折) again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect (期待)her to explain(解釋) .)

　　(他們都去和Rachel擁抱，不過(guò)當(dāng)Ross走過(guò)去的時(shí)候，他的傘正好打開(kāi)了，他坐了回去，倍感挫折)。一小段寂靜過(guò)后，Rachel坐了下來(lái)，其他人都在期待她的解釋。

　　Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?

　　Monica：你是想現(xiàn)在就告訴我們呢，還是等伴娘來(lái)了以后才說(shuō)?

　　Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat (醬油壺，調(diào)味瓶). This really gorgeous (華麗的) Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on(變得興奮) by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out()怪誕想法 , and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar(親切) , but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.

　　Rachel：哦，上帝，這開(kāi)始于婚禮進(jìn)行前半個(gè)小時(shí)，我在放滿(mǎn)了禮物的房間里，然后我看著醬油壺，非常漂亮的醬油壺。突然，-(這時(shí)候服務(wù)員端來(lái)了她的咖啡)有沒(méi)有代糖?-我發(fā)現(xiàn)這個(gè)醬油壺比Barry更讓我興奮!然后，我產(chǎn)生一種怪誕的想法，而且這種想法讓我嚇了一跳：Barry看起來(lái)多么想Potato Head先生，你知道，我的意思是，我一直覺(jué)得他看起來(lái)很親切，但是……不管怎么說(shuō)，我只是必須離開(kāi)那里，然后我開(kāi)始擔(dān)心“我為什么要這樣做，誰(shuí)使得我這樣做?”(向Monica)，所以，不管怎么說(shuō)，我只是不知道我該去哪里，我知道你和我日漸疏遠(yuǎn)，但是你是我在這個(gè)城市認(rèn)識(shí)的唯一一個(gè)人。

　　Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.

　　Monica：(我是那個(gè)惟一一個(gè))沒(méi)有被邀請(qǐng)去參加婚禮的人。

　　Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda(=kind of 有一點(diǎn)) hoping that wouldn't be an issue(出版、發(fā)行)...

　　Rachel：喔，我有些希望這件事從來(lái)沒(méi)有發(fā)生過(guò)。

　　[Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]

　　【場(chǎng)景：Monica的公寓住宅內(nèi)，所有人都在看電視，正在播放西班牙肥皂劇，而且在猜劇情的發(fā)展】

　　Monica: Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.

　　Monica：我猜他送她一臺(tái)管風(fēng)琴，但是她肯定不喜歡。

　　Chandler: (imitating the characters) Tuna or egg salad? Decide!

　　Chandler：(模仿演員)，吞拿魚(yú)或者雞蛋沙拉?決定吧!

　　Ross: (in a deep voice) I'll have whatever Christine is having.

　　Ross：(用一種低沉的聲音)我將擁有Christine正擁有的一切。

　　Rachel: (on phone) Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!

　　Rachel：(用電話)爸爸，我只是……我不能嫁給他!對(duì)不起。我只是不愛(ài)他。好吧，這和我有關(guān)。

　　(The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.)

　　(電視上的場(chǎng)景變換，有兩個(gè)女人，其中一個(gè)正抓著她的頭發(fā))

　　Phoebe: If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off. Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants(wear the pants(婦女)掌權(quán)當(dāng)家) . Joey: I say push her down the stairs. Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey: Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!

　　Phonebe：如果我沒(méi)有頭發(fā)，我還不如去死。Chandler：(回到電視)喔，她不應(yīng)該掌權(quán)當(dāng)家。Joey：我說(shuō)推她下樓。Phoebe，Ross，Chandler和Joey一起：推她下樓，推她下樓，推他下樓!