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　　高三勵(lì)志英語(yǔ)小笑話一

　　As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" he asked the owner. "Yep, that's him," came the reply. The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?" "Because," the owner explained, "Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him!"

　　一名陌生人走進(jìn)一家鄉(xiāng)間小商店，看到玻璃門(mén)上帖著的一個(gè)告示牌上寫(xiě)著，“危險(xiǎn)! 小心有狗!” 進(jìn)去后，他看到一條樣子一點(diǎn)都不兇的老狗趴在收款機(jī)旁邊的地板上睡覺(jué)。 “這就是大伙都得留神的那只狗啊?” 陌生人問(wèn)店主。“是，就是他”，店主回答。 聽(tīng)到這個(gè)回答， 陌生人覺(jué)得很好笑。“我覺(jué)得那條狗一點(diǎn)都不可怕。 你帖那個(gè)告示做什么?” “因?yàn)椋?rdquo; 店主解釋說(shuō)，“在我帖告示之前， 大伙老被他絆倒。”

　　高三勵(lì)志英語(yǔ)小笑話二

　　The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s. I assured her we could help and sought the assistance of the office manager. "You'll never believe this one, " I told him." I just got a call from a customer who bought some chairs from us in the 1930s. " Before I could finish repeating her request, he interrupted and said, "Don't tell me she hasn't received them yet!"

　　我所工作的精品家具商店是從20世紀(jì)二十年代以來(lái)就營(yíng)業(yè)的。最近我接到一個(gè)婦女的電話。她想換一套餐具中的一些椅子。這套餐具她是在三十年代從我們這兒買的。我向她保證說(shuō)我們可以幫她的忙，于是我向部門(mén)經(jīng)理尋求幫助。“你永遠(yuǎn)也不會(huì)相信，”我對(duì)他說(shuō)，“我剛接到一個(gè)顧客的電話，她在三十年代從我們這里買了一些椅子。” 我還沒(méi)來(lái)得及說(shuō)她的要求，經(jīng)理就打斷了我的話：“你別告訴我她到現(xiàn)在還沒(méi)收到貨!”

　　高三勵(lì)志英語(yǔ)小笑話三

　　One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm1) a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor2) in his voice，“Mommy，will you sleep with me tonight ?”The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring3) hug. “I can' t，dear.” She said.“I have to sleep in Daddy's room.”Along silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice：“The big sissy4).”

　　一個(gè)夏季的晚上，雷雨大作，母親讓小男孩上床鉆進(jìn)被窩。她正準(zhǔn)備熄燈，孩子聲音顫抖地問(wèn)：“媽咪，你今晚可以陪我睡嗎?”母親笑著，擁抱一下小孩安慰說(shuō)，“親愛(ài)的，不可以。我得睡在爸爸的房間。”一陣長(zhǎng)長(zhǎng)的沉默之后，男孩小聲地用顫音說(shuō)：“大膽小鬼。”

　　高三勵(lì)志英語(yǔ)小笑話四

　　Two twins went to the kindergarten.“Who's the elder and who's the younger one?” asked a nurse.

　　兩個(gè)雙胞胎走進(jìn)幼兒園。“你們兩個(gè)誰(shuí)大誰(shuí)小?”保育員問(wèn)。

　　One of them winked and said，“Elder brother，don't tell her.”

　　其中的一個(gè)眨了眨眼睛說(shuō)，“哥哥，不要告訴她。”

　　高三勵(lì)志英語(yǔ)小笑話五

　　While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and asked, What does 'hybrid pulse D/A converter' mean?That means, she said, that this machine will read the digital information that is encoded on CDs and convert it into an audio signal - that is, into music.In other words this CD player plays CDs.Exactly.

　　在購(gòu)買我的第一部CD唱機(jī)時(shí)，我能夠解讀推銷標(biāo)記上面的大多數(shù)技術(shù)語(yǔ)言。但是有一個(gè)標(biāo)示卻讓我頗為迷惑，于是我叫過(guò)銷售商，問(wèn)道：‘混合脈沖D/A變換器’是什么意思?它的意思是，她說(shuō)，這個(gè)機(jī)器能夠讀CD碟上加碼的數(shù)字信息，將它轉(zhuǎn)換成聲音信息-也就是說(shuō)，轉(zhuǎn)換成音樂(lè)。換句話說(shuō)，這個(gè)CD唱機(jī)能夠播放CD碟。正是如此。