英語(yǔ)小笑話短一點(diǎn)精選
英語(yǔ)小笑話短一點(diǎn)精選
現(xiàn)代人傳統(tǒng)笑話講膩味了,于是流行起一些冷冷的東西。冷笑話有點(diǎn)無(wú)厘頭,有點(diǎn)后現(xiàn)代,有點(diǎn)不知所云,讓人有點(diǎn)冷……下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的短一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
短一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇一
喂狗 For the Dog
For the Dog
The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.
"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?"
"Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"
喂狗
一家人在飯館里吃過(guò)晚飯，父親把服務(wù)生叫了過(guò)來(lái)。
”先生，什么事?“服務(wù)生問(wèn)。
”我兒子的盤子里剩下許多肉，“父親說(shuō)，”能給我們一個(gè)袋子嗎?我把剩下的東西帶回去喂狗。“
”啊呀，爸爸!“兒子激動(dòng)地叫喊著。”咱家養(yǎng)狗了嗎?“
短一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇二
我要做的一切就是付錢 !All I do is pay
All I do is pay
"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war,and my daughter is foreign secretary."
"Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is yourposition?"
"I’m the people. All I do is pay."
我要做的一切就是付錢
布朗先生告訴同事說(shuō)：“我的家簡(jiǎn)直就象一個(gè)國(guó)家一樣。我妻子是財(cái)政部長(zhǎng)。我岳母是作戰(zhàn)部長(zhǎng)，我女兒是外交秘書(shū)。”
“聽(tīng)上去挺有意思的，”他的同事說(shuō)，“那你的職務(wù)是什么呢?”
“我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付錢。”
短一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇三
瘋?cè)嗽?The Looney BinThe Looney Bin
Late one night at the insane asylum (瘋?cè)嗽?one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
瘋?cè)嗽?/p>
一天晚上，在瘋?cè)嗽豪铮粋€(gè)病人說(shuō)：“我是拿破侖!”另一個(gè)說(shuō)：“你怎么知道?”第一個(gè)人說(shuō)：“上帝對(duì)我說(shuō)的!”一會(huì)兒，一個(gè)聲音從另一個(gè)房間傳來(lái)：“我沒(méi)說(shuō)!”
短一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇四
一個(gè)英國(guó)人 Englishman
Englishman
Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. "Nothing," the Englishman answered imperturbably, "It’s simply that my room is on fire."
一個(gè)英國(guó)人
一天晚上，一個(gè)英國(guó)人從他住的旅店房間里走出來(lái)。來(lái)到走廊上，叫旅店的服務(wù)員給他拿一杯水來(lái)。服務(wù)員按他的要求做了。英國(guó)人回到了他的房間里，幾分鐘后 他又來(lái)到走廊上，讓服務(wù)員再給他送一杯水。服務(wù)員又給他送了一杯水。每隔幾分鐘。英國(guó)人就走出房間重復(fù)他的要求。 半小時(shí)之后.這位感到驚訝的服務(wù)員決定問(wèn)問(wèn)房客要這些水干什么，英國(guó)人不謊不忙地回答：”沒(méi)什么.只不過(guò)是我的房間里起火了。“
短一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇五
計(jì)劃你的將來(lái) Make your fortune
Make your fortune
"How did you make your fortune?"
"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."
"How did that help?"
"Now he has the experience and I the money."
計(jì)劃你的將來(lái)
“你是怎么計(jì)劃你的將來(lái)的?”
“我變成一個(gè)富人的合伙人，他有錢，我有經(jīng)驗(yàn)。”
“那有什么用?”
“現(xiàn)在他有經(jīng)驗(yàn)了，我有錢。”
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