2016英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯
2016英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯
笑話兒是我們現(xiàn)實(shí)生活中不可缺少的一種文娛語(yǔ)體,它給我們的生活增添了無(wú)窮的樂(lè)趣。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇一
How to Become Rich 如何致富
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
弟弟：我看見(jiàn)你親我姐姐了，如果你不給我五分錢(qián)，我就告訴我爸。姐姐的男朋友：不要那樣做。給你五分錢(qián)。弟弟：我這個(gè)月已經(jīng)賺了一塊兩毛五了。
英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇二
小白兔買(mǎi)面包
One day a little white rabbit went to a bakery and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
一天有只小白兔來(lái)到面包店問(wèn)：“請(qǐng)問(wèn)你們有100個(gè)小面包嗎?”
The shopkeeper answered, "Sorry, we don't have that many."
老板回答：“抱歉我們沒(méi)有那么多。”
"Oh, that's a pity!" said the rabbit and left, disappointed.
“哦，太遺憾了。”小白兔失望地離開(kāi)了。
The second day the little white rabbit went to the bakery again and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
第二天小白兔又來(lái)到那個(gè)面包店問(wèn)：“請(qǐng)問(wèn)你們有100個(gè)小面包嗎?”
The shopkeeper again answered, "Sorry, we don't have that many."
老板仍回答：“抱歉我們沒(méi)有那么多。”
"Oh, it's a pity," said the rabbit, and again left, disappointed.
“哦，太遺憾了。”小白兔又失望地離開(kāi)了。
The third day the little white rabbit went again to the bakery and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
第三天小白兔依然來(lái)到那家面包店，問(wèn)：“請(qǐng)問(wèn)你們有100個(gè)小面包嗎?”
"Oh, yes we have 100 buns today!" the shopkeeper answered gladly.
“啊是的，今天我們有100個(gè)小面包啦!”老板高興地回答。
"That's great, I'll buy two, thank you!"
“那太好啦!我買(mǎi)2個(gè)，謝謝!”
The shopkeeper stood silently.
老板無(wú)語(yǔ)了……
英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇三
奔跑的小白兔 running rabbit
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.
有一只小白兔快樂(lè)地奔跑在森林中, 在路上它碰到一只正在卷大麻的長(zhǎng)頸鹿。小白兔看著長(zhǎng)頸鹿說(shuō)道：“長(zhǎng)頸鹿我的朋友，你為什么要做這種事呢?和我一起在森林中奔跑吧，你會(huì)感覺(jué)心情舒暢很多!”長(zhǎng)頸鹿看看小白兔，又看看手里的大麻煙，把大麻煙向身后一扔，跟著小白兔在森林中奔跑。
Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his coke, then tosses it and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
后來(lái)它們遇到一只正準(zhǔn)備吸食可卡因的大象，小白兔又對(duì)大象說(shuō)：“大象我的朋友，你為什么要做這種事呢?想想自己的健康啊。跟我們一起在這片美麗的森林中奔跑吧，你會(huì)感覺(jué)好很多!”大象看看它們，又看看手中的可卡因，于是把可卡因向身后一扔，跟著小白兔和長(zhǎng)頸鹿一起奔跑。
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again says, "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"
后來(lái)它們遇到一只正準(zhǔn)備注射毒品的獅子，小白兔又對(duì)獅子說(shuō)：“獅子我的朋友，你為什么要做這種事呢?想想自己的健康啊!跟我們一起在這片陽(yáng)光明媚的森林中奔跑吧，你會(huì)感覺(jué)如此美好!”
The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the hell out of the rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"
獅子看看小白兔，放下手中的針筒，把小白兔猛揍了一頓。長(zhǎng)頸鹿和大象被嚇壞了，它們看著獅子問(wèn)它：“獅子，你為什么要打小白兔呢?它只是想要幫助我們大家啊!”
The lion answers, "He makes me run around the forest like an idiot each time he's on ecstasy!"
獅子回答：“這家伙每次嗑了搖頭丸就拉著我像白癡一樣在森林里亂跑!”
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