較短的英文笑話閱讀5篇
冷笑話是近幾年出現(xiàn)的一個(gè)新詞,也是一種出現(xiàn)在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象,它具有強(qiáng)大的生命力,一時(shí)間大紅大紫,廣泛流行于互聯(lián)網(wǎng)、論壇、博客、電子郵件、電視綜藝節(jié)目、喜劇電影、書(shū)籍、雜志等媒體中。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的較短的英文笑話閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
較短的英文笑話閱讀篇一
Difference 區(qū)別
Jane: What is the difference between electricity and lighting1?
Mary: One must pay electricity dues, the other needn't.
簡(jiǎn)：電與閃電有什么區(qū)別?
瑪麗：一個(gè)收電費(fèi)，一個(gè)不收費(fèi)。
較短的英文笑話閱讀篇二
Not our own food 不是我們自己的食品
Two boys walk into a bar and sit down to eat their lunches. The bartender says, "Sorry , but you can't eat your own food here." The two boys look at each other and swap1 lunches.
兩個(gè)男孩走進(jìn)酒吧，坐下來(lái)吃他們自己的午飯，酒吧的招待對(duì)他們說(shuō)：“對(duì)不起，你們不能吃自己的食品。”這兩個(gè)人相互看了一眼，交換了他們的午飯。
較短的英文笑話閱讀篇三
A Funnier Story 一個(gè)更有趣的故事
Mr William was1 deaf2, but he didn't like people to know this. One evening he asked some friends to dinner. While3 they were sitting together after dinner, one of his friends told a funny story. Everyone laughed, and Mr William laughed, too. He said5, "That was a funny story, but I know a funnier one." So he began his story. When it ended, everyone laughed louder thanever4. Mr William himself6 smiled happily7. But he didn't know he had8 told the very story that his friend had just told.
威廉先生耳聾，可是他不愿讓別人知道。一天晚上他請(qǐng)一些朋友吃飯。當(dāng)飯后他們坐在一起時(shí)，一位朋友講了一個(gè)很有趣的故事。大家都笑了，威廉先生也笑了。他說(shuō)，“這是一個(gè)挺有趣的故事，可是我還知道一個(gè)更有趣的。”于是他開(kāi)始講自己的故事。當(dāng)故事結(jié)束時(shí)，大家笑得更厲害了。威廉先生自己也開(kāi)心地笑了?？墒撬恢?，他講的故事正是剛才他朋友講的那個(gè)故事。
較短的英文笑話閱讀篇四
The Bait 誘餌
Mr Smith telephoned the doctor in the middle of the night.
"Come quickly, Doctor, You know that my wife1 sleeps with her mouth open. Well , a mouse has run inside2 her!"
"I will be with you in about ten minutes," replied3 the doctor. "Until4 I arrive, try holding a piece of cheese in front of her mouth. This may bring the mouse out."
When the doctor arrived, Mr Smith was5 not holding a piece of cheese. He was holding a fish in front of his wife's mouth.
"What are you doing", asked the doctor. "A mouse doesn't like a fish."
"I know," said6 Mr Smith, "But we have to get a cat at first."
史密斯先生在半夜里給醫(yī)生打電話。
“醫(yī)生，快來(lái)啊!你知道我妻子習(xí)慣張著嘴睡覺(jué)，結(jié)果一只老鼠鉆進(jìn)去了。”
“我十分鐘后到，”醫(yī)生回答，“在我到達(dá)之前，試著在她嘴面前拿一片干奶酪，也許會(huì)把老鼠引出來(lái)。”
當(dāng)醫(yī)生到達(dá)時(shí)，史密斯先生不是拿一片干奶酪，而是在妻子嘴前拿著一條魚(yú)。
“你這是干什么呀?”醫(yī)生說(shuō)道，“老鼠不喜歡吃魚(yú)。”
“這我知道，”史密斯先生說(shuō)，“可我得先把貓引出來(lái)。”
較短的英文笑話閱讀篇五
The Day off from work 丈夫休息在家
My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry1 about the house.
I picked up his dirty clothes, put away his work shoes, carried out his popcorn2 bowl from the previous night's football viewing，washed the breakfast dishes, wiped the coffee he'd spilled and ironed his shirts. Seeing a thoughtful3 look on his face, I wondered if he was beginning to realize just how much unnecessary work he created for me. Maybe he would offer to help. "A penny for your thoughts," I said.
"I was thinking," he replied, "that one of the things I like best about you is how you always find ways to keep yourself busy."
丈夫今天放假，就在家看著我忙家務(wù)活兒。
我撿起他的臟衣服，收拾好他的皮鞋，拿走前一天晚上他看橄欖球時(shí)吃過(guò)爆米花的碗，洗了盛早餐的盤子，擦干凈他濺出來(lái)的咖啡，熨好了他的襯衫?？吹剿樕下冻龀了嫉谋砬?，我不知道他是不是意識(shí)到他給我?guī)?lái)了多少不必要做的家務(wù)活。也許他會(huì)來(lái)幫忙。“你在呆呆的尋思什么呢?“我說(shuō)。
“我正在想，“他回答，“我最喜歡你的一點(diǎn)是你總是不讓自己閑著。”
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