短一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
幽默笑話是日常生活中常見(jiàn)的現(xiàn)象,被廣泛應(yīng)用于電視劇、電影、小品和其他娛樂(lè)節(jié)目中。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的短一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
短一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇一
Two little boys were looking at an abstract painting in an art shop.
兩個(gè)小男孩正在一家美術(shù)店看一幅抽象畫(huà)。
"Let's run," said one, "or they say we did it."
“咱們快跑吧，”其中一個(gè)男孩說(shuō)道，“不然他們會(huì)說(shuō)是我們干的。”
短一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇二
"Mama, why does the puppy drink the water in the slot?"
“媽媽?zhuān)」窞槭裁匆人疁侠锏乃?”
"Because it's thirsty."
“因?yàn)樗柿恕?rdquo;
"Oh, I know that the puppy has no money to buy coke!"
“噢，我知道了，是小狗沒(méi)有錢(qián)買(mǎi)可樂(lè)!”
短一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇三
The neighbor often borrowed my inflator.
鄰居經(jīng)常借我家的打氣筒。
One day, my four-year-old daughter suddenly told me:"Papa, what shall we do if the air of our inflator is used up?"
有一天，4歲的女兒突然告訴我說(shuō)：“爸爸，我們的打氣筒里面的氣用完了怎么辦?”
短一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇四
Mother:"I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half."
母親：“我派自己的小孩買(mǎi)兩磅李子，你卻給了他一磅半。”
Shopkeeper:"My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighed your little boy?"
店主：“我的秤沒(méi)問(wèn)題，太太。你稱(chēng)過(guò)兒子了嗎?”
短一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇五
Little Mike was visiting on his grandparents' farm. Checking the chicken's tail, he came upon a peacock. He ranquickly to the house shouting, "Granny, come quick! Your chicken is in bloom!"
小邁克正在參觀爺爺奶奶的農(nóng)場(chǎng)。他在雞群中看到一只孔雀。他馬上跑向屋子，大聲喊道：“奶奶，快來(lái)!你的一只雞開(kāi)花了!”
短一點(diǎn)的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇六
Jimmy is three years old.
吉米3歲了。
One day, he was gazing out of the window when the night fell. He suddenly shouted, "Mum, mum, come close the window!"
一天，他正在窗口觀望，夜幕降臨。他突然喊道：“媽媽?zhuān)瑡寢專(zhuān)靵?lái)關(guān)窗!”
"Why? It's not cold, sonny."
“為什么?天不冷呀，寶貝。”
"Yes, mum, but the night will come inside."
“是的，媽媽?zhuān)珊谝箷?huì)進(jìn)來(lái)。”
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